Jessica Simpson (Appears To Have) Lost Weight

Barely a month ago, Jessica Simpson was sucking her gut in on a red carpet as I told her to run free and be the Chili’s girl her secretly gay father who was still legitimately obsessed with her breasts raised her to be. Except here she is on GMA this morning making this Weight Watchers thing happen through what I assume was a simple two-step process of starving herself over Christmas and squeezing into an outfit Russell Crowe’s ghost made her in a spaceship. Anyone can do it!

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