Jessica Simpson’s Going To Have A Third Baby

March 6th, 2013 // 17 Comments
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During an interview with Ryan Seacrest this morning, Jessica Simpson tried to pretend she’s not going to try to have a third baby but couldn’t even fool herself. Via E! News:

“I really hope that it stops,” the Fashion Star mentor told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio program when the subject about possibly expanding her brood even further came up.
Simpson added, “Originally, I had wanted three. But now that I have one and another one on the way, I feel like I could stop here.”
But then again, “Accidents do happen,” Simpson was quick to note with a laugh.

And by “accidents do happen,” she means not using any protection at all which is what she told Ellen:

Ellen: What’s happening?
Jessica: I don’t know, apparently protection was just thrown out the window.
Ellen: Well, I mean… good.
Jessica: Yeah, we’re happy.
Ellen: Congratulations.
Jessica: We were definitely extremely shocked.

What’s funny is I genuinely believe Jessica Simpson was shocked that she ended up pregnant by having unprotected sex, but probably not as much as I was to find out she’s even aware of contraception. Though I’m sure when someone explained it to her, she made a cross with her fingers and hissed at them. “But that would mean less Chili’s… Back, Devil, BACK! In the name of JESUS!”

Photos: FameFlynet


  1. karlito

    she’s going to get pregnant time and time again until Weight Watchers finally gives up and admits that she conned them for all that cash. she’s one of those women who can’t lose weight after having a baby. she’ll be fat forever.

    • She should be endorsed by Whale Watchers instead. If she keeps 20 extra lbs after each pregnancy “diet”, before getting knocked up again, she’ll be a blonde blob weighing 300lbs in no time.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      I an see it happening. Her vagina becomes a clown car and she ends up producing the entire 2045 Dallas Cowboys team roster.

  2. JC

    I went to high school with a girl who, after having had her second kid by 11th grade, was very surprised to learn that sex is what led to pregnancy. Simpson’s line, “I really hope that it stops,” suggests a similar depth of biological knowledge.

  3. Inner Retard

    Fish is clearly missing Photo Boy. Two pregnancy articles, another one about a chain dater, third one about a recently single girl. Leia in a bikini… We need to get him a girl before he fills up the Crap I Missed with dating ads.

  4. ThisWillHurt

    “Let me get this straight: That there white goo that shoots out my man’s wingy-dingy is actually a bunch of baby seeds? I thought it was yogurt for my fun hole!”

  5. Please, please tell me she’s not using Restylane to plump her lips during a pregnancy. Please. Sure does look like it, but is anyone surprised?

  6. anonym

    as long as she can get $1 million for pictures of each baby…… why not?

  7. “But we’re not ready for that third one just yet, so we’ve started using protection now!”

  8. Of course she’s going to have a third baby. She’s still hungry after two.

  9. zomgbie

    at 4 mil from Jenny Craig for losing the baby fat, papa joe says why not have 1 baby every year.

  10. I am totally disappointed that she hasn’t granted us a topless photo of those milk-engorged feed bags. Or even with her wearing a wife-beater with no brassiere. Oh well, maybe next time…

  11. Jessica Simpson Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    This is seriously the slimmest I’ve seen her in years, pregnant or otherwise…

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