Jessica Simpson: Stomach-Watch Continues And Other News

- Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are wearing matching outfits now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Johnny Depp is an amazing alcoholic. [Dlisted]

- Finally, proof that Snooki and Christina Aguilera were separated at birth. [BuzzFeed]

- Apparently Maxim thinks Rachael Ray is hot. [HuffPo Celebrity]

- Mayra Veronica looks really smart and loves midgets. SOLD. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kelly Clarkson feels like she’s 45, yet still loves bacon. Eh, that’s probably unrelated. [Starpulse]

- Selena Gomez is leggy. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Hank Williams Jr. apologizes for real this time. But not really. [Heavy]

- Kristen Stewart was raped by her teachers is probably what she says here. [FilmDrunk]

- Evangeline Lilly busts out the cleavage for.. Craig Ferguson? Okay. [Popoholic]

- Keri Russell is apparently pregnant, too. Of course. [PopSugar]

- Gamer Girls: Like prostitutes, but with games. [theCHIVE]

- 25 Sports Hotties Off The Field [Bleacher Report]

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