- Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are wearing matching outfits now. [Lainey Gossip]
- Johnny Depp is an amazing alcoholic. [Dlisted]
- Finally, proof that Snooki and Christina Aguilera were separated at birth. [BuzzFeed]
- Apparently Maxim thinks Rachael Ray is hot. [HuffPo Celebrity]
- Mayra Veronica looks really smart and loves midgets. SOLD. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Kelly Clarkson feels like she’s 45, yet still loves bacon. Eh, that’s probably unrelated. [Starpulse]
- Selena Gomez is leggy. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Hank Williams Jr. apologizes for real this time. But not really. [Heavy]
- Kristen Stewart was raped by her teachers is probably what she says here. [FilmDrunk]
- Evangeline Lilly busts out the cleavage for.. Craig Ferguson? Okay. [Popoholic]
- Keri Russell is apparently pregnant, too. Of course. [PopSugar]
- Gamer Girls: Like prostitutes, but with games. [theCHIVE]
- 25 Sports Hotties Off The Field [Bleacher Report]
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where the fuck is her nose??? its like slowly disapearing.
Due at Christmas !!
100% knocked up.
Due in two months? Where did you learn math?
for the last time: IT ARE THE HAMBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
funny how her 50 year old assistant looks better than she does
thats her mom not her assistant
No, Maxim thinks Paula Deen is hot. That’s disgusting. But Rachael Ray is very hot.
yes yes RR is tasty…yum
Top 3 in no particular order are Giada de Laurentiis, Nigella Lawson and Claire Robinson, who is the one I love the most.
They put Paula Deen there just to get people talking about this and buy their magazine/visit their website which seems to have worked perfectly.
Pants that can hide a multitude of sins AKA “fat pants”….so very useful for the full figured.
is “full figured” a euphemism for “ate a whole side of beef at lunch…for the last year”?
She did it. She finally ate a baby.
Yeah I’m gonna go on out on a limb here and say there’s a baby in there. Either that or she’s smuggling leftovers under there. Idk…
She is so pregnant. Good for her!
good for her? pray for her spawn – that idiot for a mother and a pervy granddad in joe simpson? I’d rather shoot myself than live with those genes.
And when will this event take place, guest?
She is 30, she is supposed to be pregnant/have kids already.
This should not be news.
Looks like the gut sticks out as much as the boobs… I’m going with “pregnant”, definitely.