Jessica Simpson: Stomach-Watch Continues And Other News

October 11th, 2011 // 18 Comments

- Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are wearing matching outfits now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Johnny Depp is an amazing alcoholic. [Dlisted]

- Finally, proof that Snooki and Christina Aguilera were separated at birth. [BuzzFeed]

- Apparently Maxim thinks Rachael Ray is hot. [HuffPo Celebrity]

- Mayra Veronica looks really smart and loves midgets. SOLD. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kelly Clarkson feels like she’s 45, yet still loves bacon. Eh, that’s probably unrelated. [Starpulse]

- Selena Gomez is leggy. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Hank Williams Jr. apologizes for real this time. But not really. [Heavy]

- Kristen Stewart was raped by her teachers is probably what she says here. [FilmDrunk]

- Evangeline Lilly busts out the cleavage for.. Craig Ferguson? Okay. [Popoholic]

- Keri Russell is apparently pregnant, too. Of course. [PopSugar]

- Gamer Girls: Like prostitutes, but with games. [theCHIVE]

- 25 Sports Hotties Off The Field [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Karl

    where the fuck is her nose??? its like slowly disapearing.

  2. Steelerchick

    Due at Christmas !!
    100% knocked up.

  3. forrest gump

    for the last time: IT ARE THE HAMBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. gingerpie

    funny how her 50 year old assistant looks better than she does

  5. lil butter

    No, Maxim thinks Paula Deen is hot. That’s disgusting. But Rachael Ray is very hot.

    • no fat chicks

      yes yes RR is tasty…yum

    • Venom

      Top 3 in no particular order are Giada de Laurentiis, Nigella Lawson and Claire Robinson, who is the one I love the most.

      They put Paula Deen there just to get people talking about this and buy their magazine/visit their website which seems to have worked perfectly.

  6. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Pants that can hide a multitude of sins AKA “fat pants”….so very useful for the full figured.

  7. mags

    She did it. She finally ate a baby.

  8. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah I’m gonna go on out on a limb here and say there’s a baby in there. Either that or she’s smuggling leftovers under there. Idk…

  9. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly
    Commented on this photo:

    She is so pregnant. Good for her!

  10. Venom

    She is 30, she is supposed to be pregnant/have kids already.
    This should not be news.

  11. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like the gut sticks out as much as the boobs… I’m going with “pregnant”, definitely.

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