Good Morning, Jessica Simpson, And Other News

June 23rd, 2014 // 8 Comments

- Jennifer Lopez admits she used to pick out Ben Affleck‘s outfits. [Lainey Gossip]

- One of the Duggar kids got married, so congratulations, America. Our population just doubled. [Dlisted]

- A Woman’s Back Is A Beautiful Thing [theCHIVE]

- Whoever’s doing this shit to Chrissy Teigen should be lynched. [Starpulse]

- Lady Gaga thinks she’s on the same level as Van Gogh. No, really. [Fishwrapper]

- James Madison University to 100% guilty rapists: “Okay, you’re expelled, but after we give you your degrees.” [The Frisky]

- Nicola Peltz Is Your New Transformers Babe [Popoholic]

- Christina Aguilera‘s prego-boobs, anyone? [tooFab]

- A moment for Kimberley Garner‘s “booty profile.” [Hollywood Tuna]

- Heather Graham‘s in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Looking better does not give you permission to start breaking out the duckface.

  2. She sank Titanic!

  3. Jessica Simpson Legs Skinny Cleavage
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    It’s nice to get off the treadmill for a party night.
    Eat some cake, drink some beer, go home & get back on treadmill.

  4. Veronika Larsson

    I didn’t think Jessica could ever get back in shape. She’s an inspiration to all women everywhere, as long as they can afford several nannies, a personal nutritionist, a personal trainer, and have 168 hours a week of free time.

    That said–it’s her job to look good and she does it very well.

  5. Jessica Simpson Legs Skinny Cleavage
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    Well, I’ll grant her one thing, she’s been hitting the gym hard.

  6. Scott

    “100% guilty rapists” in fish world = drunk guys who grabbed the boobs of their drunk & topless friend. Yep, off with their heads!

    • Your Mom's Gunt

      I’ll be honest, that was my first reaction as well. I thought that it was going to be one of these new campus kangaroo court situations. where a “preponderance of evidence” ruling was made in a he said-she said incident.

      Nope. Wrong. I read the article. That girl was definitely raped, and those pieces of shit have the video that proves it.

      The irony here is that those 3 would be locked up had she gone to the actual police and real courts with this.

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