Jessica Simpson is Probably Going To Announce She’s Pregnant

September 27th, 2011 // 34 Comments

Seen here in Mexico yesterday looking.. well, like Jessica Simpson, these photos prove nothing, Jessica Simpson is apparently pregnant for real this time, according to InTouch Weekly:

The 31-year-old singer recently attended the 32nd birthday party of her fiancé, Eric Johnson, where she sent back her glass of champagne for a birthday toast. As it turns out, the pair has something even better to celebrate. A source close to Jessica and Eric tells In Touch the couple is expecting their first child.
“She’s already having kooky cravings!” a friend shares, especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate — “which satisfy her urge for salty and sweet” — cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas.

So Jessica Simpson is larger and craving snacks. How entirely out of the ordinary. Welp, I’ve heard all I need to hear here, cancel the sonogram. We’re having a baby!

UPDATE: Celebuzz reports People has a “special pregnancy announcement” coming soon, but that could be anyone from Reese Witherspoon – Her fetus is my white whale, sue me. – to Chris Brown provided his girlfriend steers clear of stairs and/or elevator shafts.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. JabbaWho?

    Hey, I fell down an elevator shaft once, that shyt is funny!

  2. ugh she’s already bigger than liz taylor (sextuplets??)

  3. Colin

    “to Chris Brown provided his girlfriend steers clear of stairs and/or elevator shafts.”
    And Chris Brown.

  4. Thanks to Joe Simpson, Jessica will now demonstrate how is is possible to give birth to a daughter and a sister.

  5. This chick is gonna be bigger than Dallas. Hell she’s already bigger than a house.

  6. Jersey Torch

    I hope she finds whatever it is that she’s looking for. She seems so lost.

  7. You know when you have a big meal and joke to your friends about having a food baby? What the hell did she eat to make it come to life?

  8. Sherwood Schwartz

    Oy Vey! Dis girl is zo huge ! Vat is she tinking ! Dis man is gonna run avay from her!

  9. Bane

    She’s having a baby or she swallowed one whole?

  10. Mr Obvious

    She’s not pregnant!!!! She just had lunch.

  11. stinkfinger

    If she is going to go super-sized then she should be more responsive to her fan base and show the pups.

  12. Cock Dr

    If she turned down the booze then it’s for real.
    Congrats Jess. Good luck with that.

  13. awhitedude

    Why do huge women always wear animal prints?

  14. Venom

    That’s a huge bitch.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      heheheh! You totally outed yourself as a Rob Schneider/Adam Sandler movie fan.
      Yes, so did I. ;)

  15. BBB

    From virgin until marriage to stories about sex with various men she was dating to child out of wedlock, boy Jessica has come a long way in whoring.

  16. Stuart Le Chiffere

    She’s never going to look as good as she did when she was on MTV. If you think she’s big now , wait until after the baby!

  17. That Chris Brown comment reminds me of the Simpsons episode…

    Bart: All right. But on my way, I’m going to be doing this… [windmills his arms]. If you get hit, it’s your own fault!

  18. Anonymous

    Nacho chips dipped in chocolate isn’t a kooky craving that’s just 1st breakfast. 2nd breakfast is a nacho cheese smoothie and deep fried sticks of butter.

  19. Sin

    If she is not pregnant I am more than willing to get her that way.

  20. forrest gump

    or are it the muffins, cream & sugar in the coffee?

  21. forrest gump

    listen: they’re NOT pregnant today but they thank the press for using this as an excuse so they will get pregnant in three months or sooner.
    …………BET?

  22. terry

    Pregnant? Hell no!
    That is a gut full of undigested Paula Dean fried chicken.

  23. IKE

    YES!!! Now watch them boobies grow!!
    Now, let’s just hope she decides to show off her baby-boobies!

  24. Facebook Me

    I believe Jessica just did give birth..to that enormous purse that looks like it is bulging at the seams. What the fuck is she caring in it? Its gotta be a baby.

  25. Capitalist Pancake

    I don’t find it hard to believe that she’s the type of gal that has cravings for stuff like spareribs dipped in goober grape or kfc stuffed with cadbury’s creme eggs on a normal non-pregnant type day.

  26. X1

    Her gas was unbearable before…now she’s armed with pregnant gas…yuck! Keep focused on the boobs–keep focused on the boobs…

  27. LoriAnn

    Nope don’t look pregnant at all. That shirt she has on is ugly and her boobies are too big.

  28. Jessica Simpson Pregnant
    grace canada
    Commented on this photo:

    congrat for Jessi but she doesn’t look happy I hope Eric don,t get tired of her also of her parents controlling ways She is going too quick to have a family and she doesn’t know how ihard is for Eric Jessi take care yourself emotionally, and get dress yourself nice and elegant like before For Eric must to be happiness but also stressfull moment hoping the relation continues with love and understending Jessica lost Nick Lachey she look so happy with him but he get tired of her and her family.Anyway all the best for them

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