Jessica Simpson is Probably Going To Announce She’s Pregnant

Seen here in Mexico yesterday looking.. well, like Jessica Simpson, these photos prove nothing, Jessica Simpson is apparently pregnant for real this time, according to InTouch Weekly:

The 31-year-old singer recently attended the 32nd birthday party of her fiancé, Eric Johnson, where she sent back her glass of champagne for a birthday toast. As it turns out, the pair has something even better to celebrate. A source close to Jessica and Eric tells In Touch the couple is expecting their first child.
“She’s already having kooky cravings!” a friend shares, especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate — “which satisfy her urge for salty and sweet” — cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas.

So Jessica Simpson is larger and craving snacks. How entirely out of the ordinary. Welp, I’ve heard all I need to hear here, cancel the sonogram. We’re having a baby!

UPDATE: Celebuzz reports People has a “special pregnancy announcement” coming soon, but that could be anyone from Reese Witherspoon – Her fetus is my white whale, sue me. – to Chris Brown provided his girlfriend steers clear of stairs and/or elevator shafts.

Photos: Splash News