Jessica Simpson is Probably Going To Announce She’s Pregnant

The Superficial | September 27, 2011 - 4:33 pm

Seen here in Mexico yesterday looking.. well, like Jessica Simpson, these photos prove nothing, Jessica Simpson is apparently pregnant for real this time, according to InTouch Weekly:

The 31-year-old singer recently attended the 32nd birthday party of her fiancé, Eric Johnson, where she sent back her glass of champagne for a birthday toast. As it turns out, the pair has something even better to celebrate. A source close to Jessica and Eric tells In Touch the couple is expecting their first child.
“She’s already having kooky cravings!” a friend shares, especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate — “which satisfy her urge for salty and sweet” — cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas.

So Jessica Simpson is larger and craving snacks. How entirely out of the ordinary. Welp, I’ve heard all I need to hear here, cancel the sonogram. We’re having a baby!

UPDATE: Celebuzz reports People has a “special pregnancy announcement” coming soon, but that could be anyone from Reese Witherspoon – Her fetus is my white whale, sue me. – to Chris Brown provided his girlfriend steers clear of stairs and/or elevator shafts.

Photos: Splash News