Let’s See How That Bun’s Doing In Jessica Simpson’s Dutch Oven

Wow, that was fast. And surprisingly Asian.

Here’s the potentially pregnant yet looking exactly like she always does so who the fuck knows? Jessica Simpson at Macy’s in San Francisco over the weekend where she launched a new collection for her $1 billion fashion empire so of course Eric Johnson was there to hold her purse because he went to Yale. Surely you didn’t expect a Harvard man to understand the intricacies of a long con, now did you? Ahahahaha! Balderdash.

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