Let’s See How That Bun’s Doing In Jessica Simpson’s Dutch Oven

October 3rd, 2011 // 15 Comments

Wow, that was fast. And surprisingly Asian.

Here’s the potentially pregnant yet looking exactly like she always does so who the fuck knows? Jessica Simpson at Macy’s in San Francisco over the weekend where she launched a new collection for her $1 billion fashion empire so of course Eric Johnson was there to hold her purse because he went to Yale. Surely you didn’t expect a Harvard man to understand the intricacies of a long con, now did you? Ahahahaha! Balderdash.

Photos: Getty


  1. Monday morning, cup o’ coffee, first comment. Life is good.

  2. angela

    You know, she’s a twit but I still like her- fat or thin- good things for you miss simpson!

  3. m

    Yikes… that hand. Looks like one of those witch hands that claw at you in the halloween candy bowl.

  4. Cock Dr

    What happened to that big Thursday celebrity pregnancy announcement last week?
    I guess that was a short con.

  5. “Hi little baby. I hope you taste like lo mein.”

  6. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Macys
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she looks pretty. Not so much the clothes, but her face looks bright.

  7. forrest gump

    americans are born to use “Money” as an excuse for being connected to dumbies………..

  8. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Macys
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Remember what I said, the moving steps stop at that plate right there. Follow me…… Ready, STEP”

  9. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Macys
    Commented on this photo:

    Still looks good to me. Still has nice legs and with bigger boobs. What’s not to like? You didn’t think she would look like an anorexic Daisy Duke forever did you?

  10. Alicia

    I’ve always felt a little bad for Jessica Simpson. I mean, it’s obvious she really wants kids yet has had a lot of bad luck with men in the past. Then she had to watch her younger sister go on to have a baby and, as a woman, I can understand that was probably really hard on her. Hopefully she’ll have the children she wants soon.

  11. Ass Fetish Hitler

    Ooooh she’s so hot & sexy, just a little chubby like I like ‘em, I’d hit that like a rented pinata – you can keep that fat blonde chick though. Too fat for me.

  12. I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs.

  13. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Macys
    Commented on this photo:

    I ain’t going to lie: They would make a really cute baby.

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