As promised, here’s Jessica Simpson at best friend CaCee Cobb and Donald Faison‘s wedding on Saturday where Zach Braff clearly got shafted with the unenviable task of making sure no one got slathered in barbecue sauce and eaten behind a woodshed. On that note, we captioned the jowls out of this gallery because almost every shot was golden plus it kept me from going on a long-winded rant about gun control, so you all better cherish the laughter which shouldn’t be too hard considering the obese are nature’s jester. Dig in.
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