As promised, here’s Jessica Simpson at best friend CaCee Cobb and Donald Faison‘s wedding on Saturday where Zach Braff clearly got shafted with the unenviable task of making sure no one got slathered in barbecue sauce and eaten behind a woodshed. On that note, we captioned the jowls out of this gallery because almost every shot was golden plus it kept me from going on a long-winded rant about gun control, so you all better cherish the laughter which shouldn’t be too hard considering the obese are nature’s jester. Dig in.
|Rosie Jones Puts Her Funbags On Display – Drunken Stepfather|
|Marisa Miller Can Barely Contain Herself – Hollywood Tuna|
|Sienna Miller Just Gets Better With Age – Lainey Gossip|
|Shakira and Rihanna Have A Slumber Party – Lainey Gossip|
|Jennifer Lopez Gets Kinky In Leather – Popoholic|
|Lindsay Lohan Takes The Sexiest Selfies – DrunkenStepfather|