Or a shot of her leaving another airport Chili’s. Probably shouldn’t rule that out.
Here’s an expanding Jessica Simpson at LAX over the weekend where she did a lot of pregnant-ish things like touching her belly, looking humungous and pretty much showing everyone how huge her boobs have got. (Dear paparazzo manning the escalators, you’ve done God’s work.) Now, granted, she might be milking the pregnancy rumors as an excuse to let herself go, but then again, she’s been doing that for at least three years now and even Jessica Simpson has to know babies are born after nine mon- no, wait, I just realized who I’m talking about and she probably thinks you have to find them hidden in pieces of fudge. “Nom nom nom. Am I peg’ant? Shoot! — Gimme the Rocky Road.”
Photos: Flynet
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I would love to have a copy of that screening.
Daddy wants me to get them THIS big.
She already was busty. Are we sure this isn’t a Kristie Alley repeat?
Time to let this chick go. She’s already let herself go.
What? And miss the opportunity to see her turn into the next Kristie Alley? She will make a fortune in weight loss supplement endorsements and Dancing with the Stars!
bigger jugs or not, she’s still a heifer, do not want kthxbyby
no no no: THE HAMBURGERS JUST PILED UP, folks!!
Man, the sheer size (width!) of those things are blowing through the sweater, they must be huge…
She’s already got her grandma outfit on – she’s really thinking ahead!
if the media would also then think ahead (move on from this disaster area) then the terrorist’s won’t win
(i know.. typo.. it’s the southin in me)
You made a mistake. This is not Jessica Simpson. This is her skinnier android body.
I don’t think that is her.
I don’t think she is pregnant, just fat.
I didn’t think she could get any fatter. The paps just need to focus pictures just above the stomach and below the neck.
she’s gonna look like Roseane Barr in about two weeks
leave the poor girl alone! geesh… she is still very pretty.
If she were pregnant wouldn’t that full body scanner pick it up?
She probably has a stomach ache from all her gas, and she’s rubbing it to help work it out.
Normally I don’t go for animal prints, but that bag is bitchin’.
This woman is thick & she likes her booze and she likes her food. At least she took a lot of glamor photos while she was way down at her fashion friendly weight, because she will never look that way again.
maybe she still has great enthusiasm for sucking dick. That’s the only way she’s gonna hold onto that man
I’m sure Papa Joe had his hand (or turkey baster) in this situation.
Smoking Hot. Huge Tits. Multi million fashion empire. That dude from Yale used his degree well to marry her. He will do nothing but fuck her and relax whenever he wants all while probably having a girl with brains on the side. Sure beats being Kris Humphries.
Pretty much everything beats being Kris Humphries.
Betcha it’s Nick’s
just saying
I don’t think she’s on the nest. She’s probably being plagued by some unhappiness and she’s using food as solace.
That being said, I like chunky women and I’d still like to fuck some brains back into her.
Tony Romo has dodged a lot of defensive linemen, but dodging this one is prolly his proudest achievement.
They say these full-body scanners are safe for pregnant women, although recommendations come from several quarters for pregnant women to seek alternative screening methods. Yet here’s Jessica in the full-body scanner. You have to wonder if she knows it’s safe, or if she asked, or if it didn’t even occur to her little brain. That is—if she’s pregnant at all.
Well TomFrank maby you should look it up: tsa.gov, I did and it wasn’t quite as hard as you make it out to be, so maby she did too!
*insert obligatory motorboat comment here*
I’d motorboat those. Motorboat the hell out of them.
January Jones – pregnancy done right
Jessica Simpson – fat
Those shoes are a miscarriage in the making.
It’s been awhile since I’ve been on a plane, but isn’t that one of those security xray machines she’s in (with her arms up)? Would they let a pregnant woman go through one of those?
Jessica is blowing up again. She will always be fat as hell. When she get married she is not even going to try to lose weight some poor man will be stuck with her fat ass.
it’s still motorboat those tits, and suck each tit for milk.
momma
Why does anyone give a damn about this pig or her horse-face sister? They had their time in the spotlight. They’re over. Done. Next.
Her tits are enormoussssss!
It looks like she is going through a body scanner… Last time I checked, you can’t do that when you’re pregnant..
Since when is it anyones business if someone is pregnant or gaining a few pounds? I think Jessica is gorgeous and you all need to grow up. Leave her alone!
Wow I really didn’t know that there was such stupid people out there that think that Jessica Simpson is just eating to much! Open your eyes she is having a baby! The girl can eat whatever she wants! People should be happy for her not putting her down! It makes me sick how shallow people really are!
If she was pregnant she could not (or at least should not) have passed through the full body xray screen at the airport. It is not safe to expose a fetus to radiation.
tsa.gov site says you can……..I checked!
Surprise, surprise…a sexually active hetero getting pregnant…WHAT A NON-STORY!
She lokos pregnant with a Girl!!! Wanna make wagers lol
Who cares?
I think Jessica is just out of control again and gaining weight. I’ve been there all my life .. yo yo syndrome.. and I know how that goes. Believe me she’s not pregnant.. If she is.. leave her alone..
Her and her father are media whores. Just put the headlines that she is Fat and maybe they will stop this stupid charade.
She can’t sing and she can’t dance. This ‘”finace” does not have a job and will take her for every penny she has.
Go away Simpson Family.
Why canʻt you people leave her alone, so what if sheʻs pregnant, not the first and wonʻt be the last in this world. Only thing is that the babyʻs father is unemployed and will be living it up with all her $$$$$!!!! That should be a concern for her and especially daddydear! With the already millions she has with her hardworking building umpire, daddydear now wants to sell the baby photos for $500,000.00!! I guess to offset the losses her man has, and is using! You be happy with your baby Jessica, and have a safe delivery!! God bless!!!
I personally don’t get the interest in this young woman, but I did not get Paris Hilton either. Neither have any real talent so what are they in the limelight for I still don’t know. I will say I give her credit for making a fool of society therefore earning a pretty good living!