So Here’s Jessica Simpson In A Penis Mask

January 19th, 2012 // 59 Comments

If you’re mind is even capable of processing words right now, ginormously pregnant Jessica Simpson was at a bachelorette party over the weekend and apparently decided to compensate for not being able to drink her usual 800 margaritas by tweeting a photo of herself in a giant, grotesque penis mask complete with testicles for a chin. Even more surprising, not a speck of barbecue sauce she posted this on Sunday, yet somehow it took the Internet until yesterday to notice, so obviously I blame all the SOPA hoopla. Yes, the very fabric of the Internet is in danger, but can we at least try to stay focused on celebrities wearing huge cocks for a face? Otherwise, what are we even fighting for?

h/t Buzzfeed

Photos: Twitter, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jessica Simpson Penis Mask
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    Ok, that’s just not right!

  2. Jessica Simpson Penis Mask
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    If that’s a penis mask, then it’s the stubbiest penis ever….I mean, the balls are almost attached to the head!

    It’s just not right!

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