Jessica Simpson Not Happy About Nick Lachey’s Engagement

Seen here drunk off her ass wondering why no one will marry her – *burp*Jessica Simpson is apparently not taking the news of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s engagement well, according to Popeater:

“Even though Jessica wants to be happy for Nick, this is a very difficult time for her,” a friend of Simpson’s tells me. “Nick was the love of her life then, man, and he was her first, so she will always have a very special place in her heart for him. She’s deeply saddened.”

Let me be the first to say, “Keep those chins up, Jessica.” Sure, the thought of marriage sent Tony Romo screaming to his dollhouse, but you’re with Eric Johnson now and that dude is broke as shit. If giant breasts and expensive gifts can’t get a cash-strapped gold-digger down the aisle.. well, you’re probably going to die alone. But for now, just keep propping those puppies up next to sports cars. Think positive! :D

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