Weight Watchers Actually Released The New Jessica Simpson Commercial

The Superficial / December 20, 2012

Considering her first commercial had to be entirely shot from the neck up which she made up for by quitting her diet and getting pregnant again, you’d just assume Weight Watchers would write Jessica Simpson off as a business loss and go back to having meetings that don’t end with “SNORT. Did y’all hear that?” Instead, they went ahead and released Jessica’s latest commercial anyway even though everyone knows the end result was, “Please, let me force another person through my vagina instead of doing this. For the love of God!” Also, you can tell these people really aren’t the greatest marketers because I’m pretty sure the subtext of this video is “Weight Watchers: We won’t judge you if you drive into the mountains to eat a whole dog. Because, seriously, did you notice the dog was missing? We had to tell the shelter a coyote ate it.”