Jessica Simpson Was Christie Brinkley For Halloween? Why Not?

When you’re famous, you have nothing but time on your hands to make poor people feel shitty about their costumes, so in that spirit, here’s Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson as Christie Brinkley and Clark Griswold from National Lampoon’s Vacation, which is honestly the most impressive thing Eric Johnson has done in this relationship besides having sex with Jessica Simpson while living off all of her money. I mean, the guy brings absolutely nothing to the table as far as food, clothing, shelter, a strong paternal role model who works for a living, but goddammit, does he make a hell of a late-1970s Chevy Chase. And here I thought he was useless.

Griswold and Brinkley #HappyHalloween 📷by @kristingram

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