Jessica Simpson Must’ve Smelled Steak and Other News

June 23rd, 2010 // 34 Comments

- Ashley Greene should probably stop talking. [Lainey Gossip]

- Megan Fox apparently doesn’t need to act anymore. [Popeater]

- Taylor Momsen wants to push the Miley Cyrus boundaries even further. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The banner really says it all. [Dlisted]

- Rihanna’s chest deserve more attention. It’s time to break down these walls, dammit! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Adriana Lima makes me hate the letter “A” now. [Popoholic]

- Jessica Alba suddenly seems more relevant than usual. I can’t put my finger on it…. [IDLYITW]

- Daniel Radcliffe thought Justin Bieber was a chick. [The Fab Life]

- Halle Berry wants us to conserve breasts if I’m reading correctly. [Just Jared]

- Cameron Diaz and the Art of Distracting from Your Face. [StarPulse]

- Amy Winehouse wants to act now. Somehow this is entirely Lindsay Lohan’s fault. [Celebslam]

- Jessica Simpson apparently merged twice in the past 24 hours. I thought Bacon Fest already happened. [PopSugar]

- Kat Stacks seems classy. [Bossip]

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  1. Taz

    She looks like she lost a little weight

  2. daisy

    that not very nice.

  3. Potter Fan :D

    I respect Daniel Radcliffe 1000% more after watching his interview. Go Harry Potter! He’s brilliant *sigh*

  4. huh
    Commented on this photo:

    potter fan??? what???

    jessica simpson is hot as hell, people rag on her way too much, she might be dumb but id still smash.

  5. huh?
    Commented on this photo:

    potter fan?? what??

    id smash…shes hot

  6. melysa martinez

    This is my problem with Jessica: Us women know our power. I hate when these female celebs are like, “What? I’m hot? No, no — I’m talented.” Yes, some of you have talent, but so do millions of other people who never get record or movie deals. You, however, have an “it” factor and/or are also hot. Don’t even pretend. You fed into it, you knew the rules and similarly, if you have any sense, you’d realize that at some point in your life you don’t want to live in the gym, nor do you only want people to like you for your body. Don’t hate society for suddenly admitting what you already knew. As this site is so accurately named, we are *superficial.* Fat bitches dream of marrying Brad Pitt, not Homer Simpson. We’re all the same way. Talent and personality, however, can make the ugly duckling into a beautiful swan in the eyes of some. But when you’re personality is as limp as canned asparagus, and you try to profit on playing stupid, don’t start to cry because no one wants to see your movies, hear your shitty over-produced music, see you in a bikini or hear what you have to say. You dug your own grave. Now, go to college and get a desk job like the rest of America.

  7. wtf

    is my IP blocked or someshit?? why can’t I post nothing….fuck!

  8. wtf

    guess not….

    anyway, jessica simpson is hot, id touch her…

  9. sos
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great!

  10. Jess is SO happy; someone is taking her picture.
    Please some nice man marry this woman, carry her off to the midwest or southern rural area, and start the impregnation process. Put a bullet in whatever is left of her so called career.

  11. Danny
    Commented on this photo:

    Geez. lay off, eh? She may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but that’s no excuse for all the hate.

  12. Don't forget

    She does so have a career. She has that shoe line. Wish I could slap my name on some useless, disposable item that I didn’t even have to be creative or talented enough to design, to be purchased by tweens at a 2000 percent retail markup, and all produced using child labor from a third world country. Yeah. She and her money will be just fine.

  13. captain america

    OR IS HER MISSING DOGGIE ON THE BARBEQUE, folks?

  14. dissernin

    gorgeous good gal ‘ ..
    whoever makes fun of her haven’t seen what’s out there man..
    she’s for realz …
    to stay so natch’ & so regula’ in hollywierd ain’t easy ….
    she’s a good girl …

  15. dissernin

    melysa really liked your post & agree.
    except they ain’t got the ‘IT’ factor ..
    they got the connection factor ..
    most of the celeb’s are related to political figures in some way …
    or other important persons ..
    ..
    ‘IT’ is something that still luckily belongs to the talented ‘commoners’who don’t sell out ..
    it’s about mystery ..
    mystery not possible with a famewhore ..
    the media rags need something to sell so now with fotoshop they’re in heaven ..
    ya’ waNNA BE FAMOUS NOW ?
    GET PEED ON OR DO A SEX TAPE , THAT’S THE STANDARD WE’VE REACHED ….
    still we accept it so the media rags keep pumpin’ it out & make lotsa moohlah ….
    ..
    bottom line they are made to look as IF they have ‘IT’ however we know that IT people don’t gotta resort to continuous open snatch shots
    ( hontag, miley ,angelina, rihanna etc ) or
    sex tapes ( kim k. et al everybody )
    the rags relentlessly push ugly humans as beauties ..
    but let’s call it as it is ..
    a 4 1/2 ft hollywierdo with a big head & short legs made of plastic don’t got IT….
    in fact when seen in public it’s very hard not to laugh !

  16. Jones

    She’s still super-fuckable.

    • She is quite the juicy TX blonde piece of ass. A man could bounce on that for a long time in comfort.

      Jess should have exploited that “sexual napalm” rep, bought some really racy outfits & gone back out on a singing tour. If nothing else it would have provided this site with lots more funny photos.

  17. amy

    she’s wearing a new kids on the block shirt. i will be damned.

  18. tc

    I would desperately love to invade her big fat snatch.

  19. Avatar

    I think she still looking great!

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  20. Gando

    That’s a sweet looking,little kitty!

  21. mr. e. guest
    Commented on this photo:

    She does look great. Love that smile.

  22. mr. e. guest
    Commented on this photo:

    I also wish she was the the “girl” that Katy Perry kissed.

  23. New kids on the block tee shirt and a dress jacket, my God, these hollywood types are soooo ahead of the fashion curve.

  24. mr. e. guest

    wow you really broke this site when you put the new software into production.

  25. pimp

    i want to smell her asshole…

  26. kellie
    Commented on this photo:

    she isn’t big at ALL. the steak joke was unnecessary.

  27. Commented on this photo:

    She’s 200 pounds of bacon with nipples.

  28. kankle

    Is asking too much for this site to post nothing but things about Adriana Lima? A database of 1,000 photos of her would be an appropriate place to start.

  29. SATAN

    This chick is still trapped in her teenage years… a New Kids on the Block t-shirt and jeans? That’s what teenage girls wear to school. Her biggest problem in life is the fact that she’s ditzy and naive to begin with. Combine that with the fact that she was raised as an over-sheltered Jesus-freak and her perverted dad, and what you have is a terribly immature mound of titty-puddy.

  30. Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks good enought to eat

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