Jessica Simpson Looks F*cking Fantastic

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2014

So remember the other day when I geeked out over Jessica Simpson’s legs? That wasn’t me. That was somebody else. I don’t even know what a blog is. What I do know is how to order Chili’s take-out and might even have some right here. Just right here sitting on my desk with all the sauces you like if you wanted to maybe stop over and eat a few Southwest egg rolls. But just a few! You’ve been so good with your diet, but sometimes it’s okay to cheat. Cheating’s fun. (Is she in the door yet? Pull the stick. PULL THE STICK.)

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