Jessica Simpson Is Wearing Tarps Now

March 26th, 2012 // 64 Comments
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Jessica Simpson sits on the throne of a billion dollar fashion empire, so you’d just assume she’d be caught dead before being seen wearing a giant green mumu/tabletop/tarp. Then again, you’d also be assuming this is a woman who doesn’t hot box her business associates into submission but I’m not here to tell you how to live your life. Now if you’ll excuse me, this is the part where she tells Jar-Jar he’s a bombad general now after she’sa thinkin’ da Naboo thinka they so smart.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Pregnant Jessica Simpson
    KC
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    It’s going to take Lucasfilm months to CGI in a thinner version of her.

  2. Pregnant Jessica Simpson
    Flurg Gurble
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    Is it me, or does she look like a cult leader?!!?!!

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