Jessica Simpson is Fat, Ergo Pregnant
The Dukes of Hazzard stunner is so thrilled over the prospect of becoming a mom, she’s started “eating for two,” say insiders.
“It looks like Jessica’s dream of having a baby is finally coming true,” a close friend told The ENQUIRER.
“She’s crazy in love with Eric – so they’ve decided to make a baby.”
Granted the math is there: Broke boyfriend + Ashlee Simpson has one, but just once I’d like to see some editor somewhere not immediately go the lazy pregnancy route. Maybe something like, “Jessica Simpson Puts on Weight, Hamburgers Must Be Delicious.” I don’t think that’s asking too much.