Jessica Simpson is Drunk Again

March 3rd, 2011 // 106 Comments

“I DRANK THE WHOLE PLANE.”

Here’s a makeup-less Jessica Simpson arriving at LAX today looking a little too jolly for someone who’s probably heard the words “stomach staple” mumbled at least five time this week by Tracy Anderson. Then again, I’m assuming she’s still working out despite overwhelming evidence suggesting otherwise because I’m pretty sure Jessica Simpson’s schedule looks like this now:

MON - Drink with Eric.
TUE - Drink with Eric.
WED - Exercise. NACHOS. (Ask Eric if he wants to drink.)
THU - Plane-plane! Drink with Eric.
FRI - Exercise. Wine tasting. (Have driver handy. With nachos.)
SAT - SUN: BISCUITS!!

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Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Ricky Rao

    Just show us your tits already, Jessica

  2. jessucka

    I love mentally unstable people like Jessicas thong that get all rabid in Internet comments. Sometimes even more enjoyable than the actual article itself. Keep the crazy coming!

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    Scatterflake
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so pretty even without makeup! And STOP calling her fat! She looks like a bodacious WOMAN., and Eric isn’t looking too svelt himself.

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    devin
    Commented on this photo:

    real girls eat meat……… but u see want it does to you.

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    Trex
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone who thinks Jessica looks bad here when in fact she looks amazing probably thinks that Courtney Love is lookin pretty good these days.

  6. Crud

    Wow black and spanx arent even working!!

  7. Alex

    WED – Exercise. (crossed out) NACHOS.

    *sigh* that sounds like me

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    Lillianne
    Commented on this photo:

    She is SO pregnant

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    The Ugly Truth
    Commented on this photo:

    She may be fat, but she still looks hella good — especially for someone who isn’t wearing any makeup.

  10. Myclamisaninnie

    Can not wait for her to get preggo. She will be a whale, by choice!! Bet she shits and farts a lot. She is very pretty, but the weight looks bad. Who wears stretch pants art the airport with no panties, no long shirt, showing their huge fat ass, in see through stretch pants from Wal-mart?
    Stretch pants are very comfy, but let’s face it, if you are not lean, they look horrible.

    Lazy ladies wear stretch pants

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    jenn
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s not even fat? are you people crazy. sure she’s curvy, like actual curves not just a size 5. she has a completely normal body. of course it’s not like before but she was 19 then. like wtf do you expect? she’s a women not a fucking super hero.

  12. Tassh

    She’s an alkie. Why noone talks about it? Always drunk. Always. Fat, messy drunk girl ugh! They’re bad in bed too.

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    Tammy
    Commented on this photo:

    Well I wish I was as ugly and fat as she is. She is actually beautiful with no makeup. For all those who call her fat – would love to see what u look like.

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    Bri
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s very beautiful and looks happy no matter how shitty your little comments are.

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    Phil
    Commented on this photo:

    Open Wide … Open WIDE … Good girl – you’re doing your exercises. The next phase of your career looks bright

  16. She still looks pretty w out the makeup. Yes, she has gained a few pounds but she still looks great! I’ve always liked Jessica S, she has a very down to earth spirit. I’ve met her once and made quite an impression. At least she started out young as a singer with a talent. And now she is successful with her brand…good for her. Go Jess!

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