Jessica Simpson is Drunk Again
“I DRANK THE WHOLE PLANE.”
Here’s a makeup-less Jessica Simpson arriving at LAX today looking a little too jolly for someone who’s probably heard the words “stomach staple” mumbled at least five time this week by Tracy Anderson. Then again, I’m assuming she’s still working out despite overwhelming evidence suggesting otherwise because I’m pretty sure Jessica Simpson’s schedule looks like this now:
MON - Drink with Eric. TUE - Drink with Eric. WED - Exercise. NACHOS. (Ask Eric if he wants to drink.) THU - Plane-plane! Drink with Eric. FRI - Exercise. Wine tasting. (Have driver handy. With nachos.) SAT - SUN: BISCUITS!!
Photos: Pacific Coast News