You may have seen a few of these gigantor Jessica Simpson pics when the British tabloids paid out the butt to get the exclusive rights to them last week, so what better way to celebrate her 32nd birthday today than for me to finally get a hold of them and make them even more readily available on the Internet? I’m joking, of course, so somebody should probably talk Chili’s into serving Cinnabons now before she turns green and smashes all our dicks into paste. I really didn’t think this through.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
She’s hot…always will be. Don’t be a bunch of computer desk knuckle-pumpers.
She had a kid…wait for it…..
Nice try, troll. She hasn’t been hot for over five years. Just kinda fat, definitely fat, and now OBSESE.
Bottom line folks – You can’t be FAT and SEXY at the SAME TIME.
Yes you can. Retard.
Mooooo
Her daisy dukes just got up, and ran out of her closet. “Noooo fucking way!!!”
How ironic that she is in workout clothes?
“So that’s what postpartum depression looks like.”
Considering the baby was only 7 pounds 12,800 ounces, she looks pretty good.
She’s paying the price for gorging herself during her pregnancy.I know pregnant women have their cravings, but indulging those cravings have a price.
Blue 32 Blue 32 Down Set HUT HUT
i think its great that it shows that u don’t just snap back after having a baby..
If your mothers saw how you turned out, you wouldn’t be here to make stupid remarks about a mother. What a bunch of dumbasses
Actually my mom is not bad looking. Shes in her 50s and looks better than that fat ass that weighed close to 200 lbs. Are u imbred or just fat? Either way its cool.
Who let the dog out?! Who….who….who, who?!?!
The curse of the white women. Once they get pregnant the body is gone FOREVER!!
She’s lost weight? She’s bigger than she was when she was pregnant! Here’s hoping she keeps gaining so she can do another reality show about being morbidly obese.
FAT PEOPLE ARE STUPID!
She is huge. I remember when I was younger being jealous of this fat whore for having big tits. now I am 110 lbs at 5’3 with big B cups. Everything this skank has can be bought- her lip injections, boobs, ass, weave, highlights, of course the cow forgot the lipo. I hate this bitch, always have. Her baby girl is ugly and a disgrace to America. Shannon McIntire google it