Jessica Simpson Looks Better Than Usual

Jessica Simpson showed up to the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Event last night looking.. I don’t want to say “hot,” but better than usual. Which probably has a lot to do with her working out with Tracy Anderson and not being fall-down drunk for once. That said, I guarantee if you cut open the side of her dress, it’d be exactly like the movie Flubber. I almost want to take her to a basketball court just to see if she’d start dunking from half-court. “Look at me,” she’d prboably say mid-air, “I’m one of those black guys! *sticks tongue out* I believe I can fly… spread my wings and fart away… Haha! I said fart.”

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