Jessica Simpson Looks Better Than Usual

April 27th, 2011 // 62 Comments

Jessica Simpson showed up to the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Event last night looking.. I don’t want to say “hot,” but better than usual. Which probably has a lot to do with her working out with Tracy Anderson and not being fall-down drunk for once. That said, I guarantee if you cut open the side of her dress, it’d be exactly like the movie Flubber. I almost want to take her to a basketball court just to see if she’d start dunking from half-court. “Look at me,” she’d prboably say mid-air, “I’m one of those black guys! *sticks tongue out* I believe I can fly… spread my wings and fart away… Haha! I said fart.”

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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    lovejesss
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    WOW she looks amazing!!! hottttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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    lovejesss
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    WOW!!! she looks GREAT! hottttie :)

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    adventurer
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    That bag looks like the perfect size for two chili-cheese dogs. With bacon.

  4. Jac

    If you see this in video, the girl is shit faced. I’m pretty sure from (after seeing this) looking at other sites…. It’s been one hush hush secret what an alcoholic she is. How sad.

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