Weight Watchers Is Going To Lose A Lot Of Money

Because that Hilary Duff post went over awesome, here’s Jessica Simpson leaving the gym yesterday and pretending to doing her best to honor her $3 million deal with Weight Watchers even though she’s telling friends she wants to be pregnant forever and has openly admitted to already having sex with Eric Johnson not even three weeks after giving birth. Which, on top of being gross, is really unhealthy, but more importantly, gross. Also, for those of you who don’t know, yes, you absolutely can get pregnant again that soon, so there’s no way Jessica Simpson didn’t clear out the delivery room after learning that little nugget. “Wait. Y’all are serious’? Eric, honey, hand me the gun in mah purse, won’t you? ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY OUT! Not you, sexy man…”

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