Jessica Simpson Apparently Saw ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’
“Baby… oh, God, baby… the Chex Mix isn’t under here. I can’t find it.”
Here’s Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson posing for some sort of Valentine’s Day married couple porn over the weekend which she literally hashtagged #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON, so there’s no way I’m topping that. I know when I’ve been bested.