Jessica Simpson Wasn’t Drunk On HSN, That’s Just Her Personality

“Hey… if I want firewood in my closet, I’ll put fucking firewood in my closet, and then make it wear, like, sexy pants. (Is that a camera?)”

Since we’re already talking about giant breasts, here’s a video of Jessica Simpson on the Home Shopping Network where the entire Internet is convinced she was drunk because it’s how she do. Except her team is already telling TMZ that this is what happens when you make Jessica Simpson talk for extended periods of time which… actually checks out. I’ll buy that.

Sources close to Jessica say the clip circulating of her giggling and slurring is just part of her personality that surfaces from time to time. They say for the lion’s share of her time on the show, she was lucid and polished.
They say 2 hours without a script creates inevitable less than perfect moments.

The sources also added that if the shooting went another 10 to 15 minutes, you’d see Jessica Simpson clearly and concisely request some “goddamn Chili’s” before smoothly and methodically snapping her co-hosts’ necks to assert dominance. She’s all professional.

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