Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Have a Drinking Problem

Here’s Jessica Simpson making me wonder how she hasn’t remarried sooner by stumbling shit-faced out of Katsuya last night which has to be a joy and a delight for Eric Johnson. Then again, do giant breasts compensate for the stench of booze and digested sushi wafting out of a face that makes you wonder if you’ve been molesting a retarded person the entire time? I like to believe yes, but only because I fancy myself something of a futurist.

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