Jessica Simpson’s Designing Maternity Clothes Now

December 5th, 2011 // 35 Comments

“Furkey? No way!”

Jessica Simpson already sells clothes built for the huskier, more “American” woman, so transitioning over to maternity clothes is clearly the next logical step. Mostly because she can just write the word “maternity” on her current designs and spend the rest of the day eating popcorn chicken. She’s a brilliant strategist. Via Starpulse:

The pregnant singer and her sister Ashlee launched their new pre-teen girls fashion line in New York on Thursday, and she is already planning her next project – for stylish moms, like her and her sibling.
She says, “We want to do baby, kids. I’m gonna do maternity.”

Yes, who better to design maternity clothing than a woman who’s managed to look pregnant two years and counting? Because if you ask a pregnant woman the one thing they want most out of their pregnancy, it’s to look like a child’s been gestating inside them forever. They can’t get enough of it.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News, WENN


  1. Dan

    How is Jessica Simpson relevant still? It confounds me.

  2. hmmmmm

    hasn’t she always?

    wait a minute…

  3. SIN

    Just don’t foget that she will make even more millions off this clothing line. She is really very rich, if her dad hasn’t spent it all.

  4. boo

    Stylish???? She wears cut off shorts with 5 inch heels! White trash with money….

  5. chev70

    Chicken of the Sea Babywear.

  6. Archies_Leach

    Picture her wearing daisy dukes now.

  7. belly savalas

    You say “spend the rest of the day eating popcorn chicken” like it’s a bad thing!? Isn’t that what the occupy crowd is fighting for? That, and someone else paying for said popcorn chicken??

  8. Terry

    What is that bitch famous for again? She hasn’t done shit since the dukes of hazzard. She garbage!

  9. boing

    jabba hungry.

  10. TomFrank | December 1, 2011 at 5:47 pm: Maternity wear first. She doesn’t seem to have any yet, but I will bet money that she introduces a line before she gives birth in the spring.

  11. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Eric Johnson
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m fat because I’m worth $100 million! So fuck you!”

  12. Deacon Jones

    Oh, how the mighty have fallen…

  13. Frank Burns

    Gosh, who would have predicted that? Oh right, TomFrank did in response to my comment on December 1. The only question left is did she get pregnant then have the idea, or did they bring some guy to impregnate her to float the fashion line credibility. In any case, mumus are bound to make a comeback, woohoo!!

  14. CranAppleSnapple

    I had a look at her website, and DAMN that’s some ugly stuff. I’m boggled that she actually makes money there. Especially the jewellery. Kmart has better plastic stuff.

  15. Actually, they are all clothes from her original line, she just wears them once.

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  17. I heard she was subcontracting the design and manufacture out to Coleman.

  18. G

    Wait a minute, by saying “pregnant”, you mean that she ate a full baby by mistake, right?

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  20. The Royal Penis

    A horse is a horse of course, of course…

  21. Cookie

    Do they issue that hat to all the Huskeroos when they enter the city? Doesn’t Sasquatch have the same one?

  22. tlmck

    Khloe went blond?

  23. forrest gump

    stop believing this dumb ass designed anything at all.

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  25. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Eric Johnson
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “And the meatball hoagie I ate was thiiisss big!”

  26. boingo

    I’m sure her dad will be happy to help out when her breasts are full of milk,

  27. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Eric Johnson
    steel murkin
    Commented on this photo:

    I would poke that baby in the forehead.

  28. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Eric Johnson
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does her face look like its also pregnant? Don’t give me that BS about this is what happens to all because it doesn’t.

  29. o

    Jessica Simpson is cute. She doesn’t pose nude.

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