As some of you might already know, Jessica Simpson entertained troops aboard the USS Harry S. Truman in the Arabian Sea over the weekend, and reader Allison just brought this photo to my attention that genuinely reminded me how America kicks ass sometimes. Namely by letting a large-breasted woman in short shorts operate heavy weaponry to raise troop morale. Suck it, evildoers.
Dedicated to our brave men and women in uniform. (Miss you, bro.)
Photo: Tyler Caswell/US Navy
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Oh great, now she’s firing from both ends.
Best FIRST comment ever.
I don’t get it
This guy wins.
Damn I didn’t win.
There ain’t no way that this is Jessica. Jessica eats this for dinner.
is “firing from both ends” a fart joke? I don’t get it.
Headline is missing a coma. Should read: Jessica Simpson. Daisy Dukes. Big Ass, Gun.
Hey she’s not fat. I thought she was fat. Why is she not fat?
Best 2nd comment ever!!! Good job!
I hate to break it to ya but she’s still fat . In that top ya just can’t tell. Her bottom parts and legs were always smaller anyway and you can’t see much here.
She’s just top heavy – she has decent legs and a flat ass however fat she gets.
Thank your bro for his service.
Thank her bra for its service.
CORRECTED HEADLINE:
Jessica Simpson, Daisy Dukes and a Big Ass. Gun
I’ll accept my Pulitzer now.
Ummm…..okay… her ass isn’t all that big her stomach is her problem area.
FUCK shes HOT!!
Yeah shes got some impressive guns herself!
If I ever said or posted anything bad about Ms. Simpson in the past, let me apologize right now. Bless her heart for doing those USO shows.
That’s a 50 caliber machine gun. Come on pirates, ya want some?
I have some bullets she can fire off for me….
Haha your bro is a dumbfuck and hes gonna die for no reason
or maybe just come back with no legs, that would be awesome
isnt that shit funny?? HAHAHA! im like a funny writer for this blog
It’s scary that the real Glenn beck is dumber than this asshat
Glenn Beck is a demented wierdo. A tool. Supporting the troops doesn’t make anyone a good person. Why not support teachers or doctors who volunteer their spare time or those who build and maintain our nation’s infrastructure?
I believe our military is sucking our economy dry and yet we keep losing jobs. I believe 95,000 more last month.
I respect our soldiers, but noone is protecting me and I can take care of myself. There are no terrorists or liberals or hippies or commies or domestic extremists or witches or orcs that I fear. Only pawns.
The real glen beck supports the troops, you ignorant fucksickle
Should pick a hippy liberal if u want to make that kind of comment
He supports the troops? Wow! What an amazing man. Like none of us do as well? I would love for all of our boys to be back home where it is safe with their loved ones, not over there confronting the ones that hate them and want to hurt them. Glenn Beck is happy to pay lip service to those that could care less about them individually, but would rather keep them there indefinately collectively.
As for you Km, why don’t you go over there since you think war is all about valor and nothing about suffering, you filthy worthless common mental wart.
peasant, can’t understand you. Take Obama’s dick out of your mouth before you start your leftist rant. No, I meant take Obama’s dick out of your ass so you can shit out your 76 IQ worth of opinion. You’re not a pawn, just a useful idiot.
People sign up for many reasons. Mine was from seeing rambo too many times. But a shitload of em just cant get any other work. Dont blame the soldier for the war. Take it out at the ballot box.
Damn, she looks good!
Firstly let me educate you. I am not a leftist or rightist nor do a subscribe to either of your little “party’s” ideologies, lemming. You are clueless, like most people. I don’t think you have an inkling of what our fate is going to be do you?
We are being blindly led into a globalist government and I am not sure if that is going to benefit the greater part of humanity. But I digress. Actually, never mind. I would rather talk to my dog, at least she tries to pay attention.
Now go wave a pretty flag and turn on your propagana channel.
I am sorry peasant…when did you wake up and first discover that we were being ‘blindly’ lead into a global government…have you been out to lunch this whole time, while Obama has been wanting to guide the U.S. into that direction…I think more people then you can imagine are more aware of this situation…Only the blind supporters of Pres Obama are in the clueless and no inkling state…Anyway, go have a conversation with your dog…but you best listen to the dog…it probably knows more then you….Have a good day…Oh, I am not being lead anywhere, I am not blind I have had my eyes and ears open since the first day of his social regime…
“… Genuinely reminded me how America kicks ass sometimes”. Seriously, you can make funny comments against anyone wanting fame all day long. However, when you do your best First Lady Obama impersonation, finally proud to be an American you will have issues. America always is the best! You should issue a retraction and apology immediately.
Great. Some stumpy legs and everything else covered up. Hubba-hubba.
How do we know this is really her?
Do you believe this really?
She mad dupid yo!
nice one fish, miss my bro too
What a great photo. How I would love to have that gun mounted in a turret on top of our house. The squirrels would never bother the birdfeeder again.
Now, where can I get a pair of suede army green boots with 4 inch spike heels like that?
For veterans day, of course.
Test. Test 1..2…
bozo
Bozo ?
Inside job?
So…
http://maxkeiser.com/
http://www.veteranstoday.com/
Research these and then go with it ….America…. etc…
Let me know who wins….
Just kidding. 9/11 was inside job. We’ll win.
Well it’s one, two, three, what are we fightin’ for?
To see Jessica’s sweet tits and ass
So fine we bang our heads on the glass
And it’s five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates
cause there ain’t no time to wonder why
Jihadis are all gonna die!
I would let her direct my thick gun between her legs and fire for an instant cream pie!
ARE YOUB CERTAIN IT’S THICK? MOSTVMEN THAT SAY THAT…USUALLY EMBELLISH THE STORY, I HAVE SEEN IN IN PERSON ONE TOO MANY TIMES. DONT LIE
Trust me, it’s very thick and fills every vagina it’s been in!
Jessica Simpson. Daisy Dukes. Big Ass. Period.
Your tax dollars at work. .50 caliber rounds ain’t cheap.
considering the US military accounts for half the worlds militray spending i doubt it`ll make much difference for daisy to fire off a few .50 cal rounds, especially as the bulk buy unit price the US military will be getting will be tiny. if it improves moral (even if its just on that ship) then you could say its worth every penny.
Cliff Notes : Well although we could been a bit off topic here. Looks like this one could have been an inside job Bink.
.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoAD8HlrLZg
Binky: Well Cliff – I was actually having a few problems with that “free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure thing”
Cliff Notes : Oh..
Wow – thia sit5e is wso wlamee
She ain’t skinny, and ain’t smart, and she is a little goofy…..
Instant Marriage.
She looked so beautiful when she married nick. Id have married her that day..
The placement of a comma makes all the difference in the world…..
Jessica Simpson, Daisy Dukes, Big Ass, Gun.
Real Daisy Dukes were awesome around 1993, ass cleavage everywhere.
You’re surrounded! Deliver us the girl!
Is it this what’s called ‘friendly fire’? They’d both look very friendly!
Damn! I just wanted to start with this ‘body parts and country corners story’.But allright it’s friendly fire!
I guess they’re firing salute shots!
Tits or gtfo.
wouldn’t it be funny if a hot one went down her boot
……….let’s cal “New York Life” first.
Given a choice beteen the two, I’d take the Ma Deuce.
I think Sarah Palin creamed her pants…
so love jessica..
I am not a witch!
she’s lost a ton of weight recently… sadly she’ll probably just gain it back in the next few months like always
That reminds me we aint seen kelly clarksons thick legs in awhile. Mmmm shes so hit or mis. Mostly miss tho :(
tice nits as always
@Douglas – “America is always the best”? China owns you, you’re pouring billions into unwinnable wars, Obama’s a disappointment and the idiotic Tea Party is on the rise. You have some strange concept of ‘best’ there. In contect, Jessica Simpson operating heavy weaponry IS kick-arse.
mike…sshhhh…don’t confuse the flag waving American with basic facts that his country it literally owned by China, most of them don’t know how much there dollar debt to China is..best not to scare them…
She always lose weight while she is looking for a man. After she get serious then she goes back to gaining weight like a fat pig.
WTF IS GOING ON HERE?
I LOVE HER BOOTS BUT NO WAY IN HELL I WOULD WEAR THEM ON THAT SHIP, SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS FCKIN STUPID.
I CAN NOTVGIVE HER ANY MORE CHANCES, BETWEEN HER LAME PICS OF HER LOSER BF, AND HER CONSTANTLY TWITTERING ABOUT HER FARTS TOO.
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, NO M ORE DEFENDING HER.
SHE REALLY IS STUPID, I DONT GIVE A RAT’S ASS HOW NICE SHE IS, SHE IS ANNOYING. I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF JUST LOOKING AT THIS PIC…
GEEZ!!
Dude, breathe.
Pretty sure thats no dude. And yeah farting’s a man’s sport..
She actually doesn’t look too bad here. She is still no where near the size of Christina Hendricks.
You had me at “Big Ass.”
If only she were in a string bikini.
Daisy Dukes and a Ma Deuce, with high-heeled boots thrown in for kicks.
Jessica’s stock just went WAY up in my portfolio…
You forgot the comma between ass and gun in the headline.
Ladies and gentlemen, here’s your tax dollars at work. All you Republicans bitch about Obama stealing your hard-earned (yeah, right) money…well, this is where it’s going.
Looks like a .50 cal.
Anyway, Jessica Simpson can play with and shoot off my “Big Ass Gun” any day. -PFC Johnson, CTARNG
Jess has pancake ass as well as bein a dumbass…
she says her flatulence is from being lactose-intolerant. If she knows this, why don’t she lay off the dairy? Or take lact-aid instead of always stinkin up the joint…it ain’t cute no more at age 30…
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I’d be more impressed if she was able to deep throat the barrel…
That was the private show….top brass only.
I’d be more impressed if she deep throated the thing…