Jessica Simpson Wants You To Know She Still Has Giant Breasts, In Case You Forgot

June 25th, 2012 // 58 Comments
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Apparently Jessica Simpson takes walks around her block with her gigantor cleavage hanging out and felt the need to share that with everyone on Twitter because she understands social media and it’s dynamic capacity to connect millions of people from around the world then make them stare at tits:

Just taking a walk around the block… Street legal???

As my way of saying thanks for the bounty which she’s bestowed upon us, I took the liberty of adding pics of Jessica Simpson in a bikini on the set of The Dukes of Hazzard which Weight Watchers paid her $3 million to look like again. I figure they’ll either motivate her to achieve her goal or to immediately give up and keep shoving a camera between her breasts on Twitter so no one even notices her weight. Which works by the way because this is the skinniest woman we’ve ever seen in our lives. Right, everybody? (You agree and you agree now.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. EricLr

    She forgot to mention that she was walking around the block to get to a McDonalds–where a panicked staff hit a red button, saluted one another, and took their suicide pills.

  2. Beefalo

    …. and a giant forehead

  3. YoMamma

    Smart to put a pedometer on those things – you’ll get a lot more clicks on the aftershocks alone.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Because looking hot as hell in a pink bikini has nothing on chugging beer & eating corn dogs all the live long day….and even as big as a manatee she still pulls in a monster paycheck. Well done big blondie!
    The sister is now the hot one but Jess got the cash.

  5. Deacon Jones

    Her husband must go through emotional extremes being married to her.

    For 5 minutes or so each night, he’s probably in absolute glory with those giant tits flapping off his face. Then after he cums, and she rolls over, farts, and starts eating leftover KFC, he ponders how the hell he’s going to get through the rest of the 23 hours and 55 minutes.

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    Ollie
    Commented on this photo:

    For size reference, that phone attached to her top has a 4 inch screen.

    Also her glasses are retarded and her forehead and cheeks look all puffed up.

  7. grobpilot

    Biggest goddamn sunglasses I’ve ever seen.

  8. Gin&Tonic

    Damnit, I used to tell chubbers to go to the gym but now this site keeps posting all these pics of damn sexy fat chicks with huge jugs and I keep thinking “oh yeah baby, come to papa”. Thanks a lot superficial, you’re turning me into a chubby-chaser

  9. SeeAlice

    That’s a Major Rack !

  10. JC

    Mmmm….giant boob vein.

  11. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Post-Baby Body
    Commented on this photo:

    The problem is those big boobs are now served with a side of fat ass!

  12. USDA Prime McBeef

    looks like mastitis to me. Send that milk to the calves, it’s not cleared for human consumption.

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    vandal
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! How big must her eyes be? Look at the size of the glasses, they must be huge! SHE’S A HUMAN FLY! Or a cunt for thinking she looks ace in them things.

  14. SeeAlice

    Mouth open or the clevage . Where to start ?

  15. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Post-Baby Body
    mopmonkey
    Commented on this photo:

    I love cleavage-cam…sigh…

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    Mr. Cheese
    Commented on this photo:

    This was Jessica at her peak – never to be reached again. A perfect female specimen. Nick Lachey had that – the lucky bastard.

  17. CeeJayyy

    “BETH!! BEAR MACE THAT GUY!!”

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    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t believe we live in a world where this once happened. It seems surreal looking at these pictures.

    • broduh jenner

      that’s da problem. this ONCE happened. we forget that she spent about 90% of her life being chubby-fatsie. this skinny phase was like a 3 month stint for her role in that movie were she was forced to wear daisy dukes.

  19. vgirly

    Mooooooo…..

    But to give her some credit. Engorged breasts from milk is the most painful dull pain ever.

  20. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Post-Baby Body
    justsayin
    Commented on this photo:

    After having two babies, my chest was same size. Each tit would fill & overflow a guys ballcap. Breast reduction removed 1800 grams from each side, leaving a full D still. I feel for her. Not easy lugging those things around.

  21. doood

    she’ll be in one of those rascals scooters soon enough

  22. I love her to death. I’d love to spend a weekend with her and her massive milk duds, and a few dozen oatmeal/raisin cookies.

  23. Rico Jones

    I’ll bet her tits look even better now than when she was thinner. I love big tits.

  24. Jessica Simpson Bikini Dukes of Hazzard
    Ash
    Commented on this photo:

    In that dukes music video at the end when she’s in that bikini washing the car… One of the most curvy beautiful bodies I’ve ever seen.

  25. Jessica Simpson Bikini Dukes of Hazzard
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    she could probably get there again, or close. kate hudson gained 80 pounds in her pregnancy and got a great body back.

    she could, but I doubt she will.

  26. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Post-Baby Body
    Pdubs
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a restaurant pager for the next table at Chili’s trapped between her boobs?

  27. sleepOV3R

    girl has got some thickness, all the guys that call her fat are the same guys that would tap that ass in a second if given the chance, at least be honest fellas, of course shes not as hott but you’d all still hit it…nothing wrong with a phat ass to slap

  28. brian

    Oh, to motorboat those puppies… I’d give almost anything!

  29. Pete

    Jessica Simpson is a fat disgusting pig.

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    Feral B
    Commented on this photo:

    …ok dad, but I still don’t know why you make me put the phone there when you call me… Hmmmm, Doritos.

  31. Burt

    She’s hardly recognizable.

  32. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Post-Baby Body
    Commented on this photo:

    Nom, nom nom.

  33. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Post-Baby Body
    Commented on this photo:

    Why the fuck do female celebs like to wear those fucking ugly ginormous shades?

  34. joho777

    Jessica “went for a walk” or went for a waddle?

  35. Jessica Simpson Bikini Dukes of Hazzard
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s such a mindfuck to me that, five years ago, I used to watch Jessica Simpson videos as part of my diet scheme to guilt/hate myself into losing weight. I jokingly said that someday I would look better than Jessica Simpson, but holy shit I never thought that day would actually come, you know? Same with Britney, for that matter…

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    Joney Baloney
    Commented on this photo:

    nice boob viens

  37. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Post-Baby Body
    lahope
    Commented on this photo:

    I saw her in person once at a charity gala where she was absolutely stunning in an emerald green gown. I can’t believe this is the same woman.

  38. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Post-Baby Body
    Scott
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t care. AWESOME tits.

  39. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Post-Baby Body
    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    If your boobs are so big that they have the hideous blue vein, they’re not big, you’re just really fat. And yeah, we’ll still hate-bang you, but that’s gonna be about it.

  40. Jessica Simpson Bikini Dukes of Hazzard
    Tim
    Commented on this photo:

    I miss those beautiful ribs.

  41. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Post-Baby Body
    smadgie
    Commented on this photo:

    Pregnancy did NOT agree with her. She needs to stop wearing the tight clothes and hide out till she deflates. It takes the better part of a year to make a baby and it also takes that much time for an average woman to regain a decent figure. I know I know some women do it with in weeks but she clearly isn’t one of them. I agree with some others comments…it’s hard to believe shes the same girl.

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    Joe VS the Volcanoes
    Commented on this photo:

    A wise man once said, “You can’t cover those suckers up!”

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    c.l.c.girl
    Commented on this photo:

    i’m so sorry for her :( she must be feeling so awful knowing that everyone is making fun of her weight problems,I don’t really like her but i just feel sorry for her….

  44. Jessica Simpson Bikini Dukes of Hazzard
    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    She should hang this picture on the frig for inspiration!!

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  46. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Post-Baby Body
    bd5671
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG! Can I be your ringtone, Jessica?

  47. Bocky

    Damn if I wanted to see cow cleavage Id go to a farm

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