Jessica Simpson To Christie Brinkley: ‘You Made My Husband Jizz LOL’

Before I even start, let me point out that these Christie Brinkley photos are from yesterday. November 3, 2015, not even 24 hours ago. Please file them away under “Proof That Christie Brinkley Is A Highlander” while I write fan fiction about The Quickening coming out of penis. And speaking of things flying out of dicks, here’s Jessica Simpson’s response to Christie Brinkley’s classy praise for her National Lampoon’s Vacation Halloween costume:

OMG @christiebrinkley you just made my husband cream his jeans!!! #nationallampoonsvacation

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“Holy shit, Eric! Christie Brinkley loved our costumes! What should I write?”
“That I totally just creamed my jeans.”
“I have no idea what that means, but okay!”
“No, wait!”
*type type type type SEND*

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