Jessica Simpson Can’t Jog Because Her Boobs Are Too Big, I Believe Her
Jessica Simpson will debut her Weight Watchers-sponsored post-baby body on Katie Couric’s new show next week, so here she is setting everyone’s expectations as low as possible by admitting she went way overboard during her pregnancy and now her breasts are so large she can’t even jog. Via People:
“I let myself indulge in everything I wanted because it was the first time I was ever pregnant, and I wanted to enjoy it,” Simpson, 32, tells USA Today.
That included eating one of her faves, macaroni and cheese. But Simpson didn’t quite understand how the indulgence would affect her post-baby body. “I didn’t realize [the weight] didn’t all come off with the baby,” says Simpson.
She also works out with personal trainer (and PEOPLE.com blogger) Harley Pasternak four or five times a week, mostly walking now, says Simpson, because, “my boobs are way too big to run at this point.”
Despite reports that she’s already dropped 35 pounds even though she was on a pound a week regimen, Jessica won’t reveal how much weight she’s actually lost which probably has something do with it being three months later and her breasts still keep getting bigger. In related news, Joe Simpson claims he found a magic lamp that grants him wishes in a cave shaped like a tiger’s face. “So I asked, does diamond in the rough mean likes big titties? Then BOOM. Open sesame!”
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