Jessica Simpson Has A Butt?
It’s easy to forget that Jessica Simpson is more than just a pair of huge, awesome breasts. Mostly because when you look at her everything turns fuzzy while her boobs begin to pulsate and say things like, “Purify this world with fire! Or just your neighbor’s house!” You guys know what I’m talking about. Anyway, here’s a photo that suggests maybe Jessica Simpson also has a butt, and we should look at it instead of her brea- nope, I don’t like this. I don’t like any of this!
*fills bathtub, holds laptop under water*
Our father who art in Heaven, hallowed by thy name, thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is heaven…