Good Morning, Jessica Simpson’s Short Shorts, And Other News

- Ben Affleck is counting cards in Canada while filming Batman V Superman: Dawn of Holy Shit, This Title’s Way Too Long. [Lainey Gossip]

- Allow me, Anna Kendrick: I want to pee in your butt. (Nailed it.) [Dlisted]

- Building The Bikini Bridge [theCHIVE]

- Kaley Cuoco’s marriage seems in order. [Fishwrapper]

- Mila Kunis wants men to stop saying “we’re pregnant” which I distinctly heard Ashton Kutcher say. Kill him! Kill him in his sleep! [The Frisky]

- Ryan Phillippe’s fiance’s in a bikini. [Popoholic]

- Jennifer Lopez will do the World Cup Opening Ceremony after all. Soccer is saved! [Starpulse]

- Why the hell would anyone look at Kris Jenner’s ass? [tooFab]

- Marloes Horst, also in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kate Upton has a gigantic camel toe. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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