Good Morning, Jessica Simpson’s Short Shorts, And Other News

June 12th, 2014 // 11 Comments

- Ben Affleck is counting cards in Canada while filming Batman V Superman: Dawn of Holy Shit, This Title’s Way Too Long. [Lainey Gossip]

- Allow me, Anna Kendrick: I want to pee in your butt. (Nailed it.) [Dlisted]

- Building The Bikini Bridge [theCHIVE]

- Kaley Cuoco‘s marriage seems in order. [Fishwrapper]

- Mila Kunis wants men to stop saying “we’re pregnant” which I distinctly heard Ashton Kutcher say. Kill him! Kill him in his sleep! [The Frisky]

- Ryan Phillippe‘s fiance’s in a bikini. [Popoholic]

- Jennifer Lopez will do the World Cup Opening Ceremony after all. Soccer is saved! [Starpulse]

- Why the hell would anyone look at Kris Jenner‘s ass? [tooFab]

- Marloes Horst, also in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kate Upton has a gigantic camel toe. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Jessica Simpson Butt Legs
    Yup yup
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    Id love to put my tongue in that butthole of hers.

  2. Jessica Simpson Butt Legs
    DrD
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    I swear, she could crack walnuts between her knees. Those thighs look STRONG.

    • She’s preparing for a role as the next Bond villain, Ivanna Fawke.

      BOND: “Those look like very sturdy legs.”

      IVANNA: *smiles and cracks a walnut between her thighs and then pops the nutmeat into her mouth*

      BOND: “Very sturdy legs indeed.” *loosens tie*

  3. Coco T-Rex

    Way too much muscle tone in her legs and a top that doesn’t show off what have always been her best attributes. Meh.

  4. Unbelievable that Affleck thinks he can sit down at a blackjack table ever again. If you’re Joe Schmoe and a casino backs you off for counting cards, you can always try somewhere else. But when you’re an international celebrity and you just made the news for counting cards, you’re done with blackjack. Anywhere. Try poker, Ben.

  5. Jessica Simpson Butt Legs
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    Where’s the ass cheek??? There’s nothing there….

  6. …still the best goddamn gams in hollywood.
    (bertney’s are 2nd, brooke hogan’s are 3rd, coco’s are 4th)

  7. JULIE

    I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT. WAY TO GO JESS. ALLOT OF HARD WORK GOES INTO HAVING LEGS THAT ROCK :) ANY ONE SAYS ANY DIFFERENT THEN THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS….YOU LOOK AMAZING

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