Jessica Simpson Has A Butt, Too

So in our zeal to post bikini photos of Jessica Simpson’s giant, awesome breasts the other day – which in our defense, are giant and awesome – we completely missed these shots that are almost directly up her butthole. And that deprived you, our dear reader, of an opportunity to look at them and think about having anal sex with Jessica Simpson instead of doing whatever job you’re probably supposed to be doing right now, so our bad on that. We don’t take failures like this lately, and we just want you to know that we’re committed to doing better. Anuses open, hearts forward. That’s us.

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