So Jessica Simpson Is Broke

Jessica Simpson’s husband bangs her all the time, which we know because she makes it a point to tell us as much as possible. And on top of sexing her huge, awesome breasts 24/7, he’s clearly spent all of her money, which is the only explanation for these Budget commercials. Or she thought she was making a movie about talking phones. It might actually be that.

(Giant titty photos below in case you didn’t figure out what this post is really about because it’s definitely not these.)

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