Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Commercial Has Breasts

August 18th, 2014 // 37 Comments

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  1. Miss_Moppet

    Fish, you are a true genius with words n’ shit..

  2. pump


  3. buzz

    Her tits look great in the first picture; but in the second they look like really low hanging fruit.

  4. johnnyhildo

    I thoroughly enjoyed that…the scene with the breasts really tied the story up nicely.

  5. When did Joe start filming commercials?

  6. well, I watched the commercial and near as I can tell she’s selling bottles of her breasts. possibly underboob sweat. I ordered a case.

    • Marketing Mike

      Now, If they were to put a little more “slope” on the front of the container,
      and add a realistic nipple, they could really push up sales.

  7. Michael Buble

    Yep, so would. Always would have, always will.

  8. Jessica Simpson Breasts Titties Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wait…Why am I here again?”

  9. Hmm

    Damn those are nice.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    Thank goodness they covered her legs.

  11. I’d really like to motorboat that perfume.

  12. Jessica Simpson Breasts Titties Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t even hate with tits like these

  13. I guess it’s a case of use ‘em while you still got ‘em. With two kids they probably need all the bracing up they can get, the next kid will most likely do them in (or be replaced with bolt-ons).

  14. Jessica is such a doll. I think I’d even fuck her without her consent.

  15. Most eloquent write up ever. She doesn’t even look like herself in this video. Then again, who looking at her face?

  16. She’s a mouth-breather with too much face paint on.

  17. B Dub

    The music is so strange. Not to mention all the breast. Before the breast I was thinking it might be some kind of travel commercial for a place like Wyoming or Montana. But then there was a lot of breast and that would be false advertising.

  18. Cock Dr

    So the premise is: buy this fragrance, daub it between your heaving bosoms and men will be lured in to motoboat themselves into a state of oblivion Apply as needed.
    Folks, it’s not the smell on the breasts that brings ‘em running, it’s the breasts….big bulging home grown corn & beer nourished breasts like Jess’s.

    • JC

      I was wondering what the market could possibly be for all these celebrity-branded fragrances, since there are about 70,000 of them. Why would a woman choose Avril Lavigne’s Spunk of Chad Kroeger vs. Miley Cyrus’s THC Experience vs. Jessica’s Tit Fumes? But then I realized: Women don’t buy this shit. Dudes see Jessica’s tits, remember the tits when it comes time for birthday/Valentine’s Day/Love Day/whatever, buy the tit-fume, and then their lady friends promptly throw it in the garbage.

  19. That’s one dumbass video.

    But hey, who cares, as long as we have… BEWBS.

  20. Freebie

    I think both Jessica and Britney are seeing the same doctor. Their faces have both changed and they look somewhat alike.

    • Anita Berber's Addictions

      They may be seeing the same doctor for their meds, as well.

      Mmm, meds. And boobs. I can’t decide which I like more.

  21. Deacon Jones

    Wow, boobs aside, that has to be one of the shittiest commercials Ive ever watched…i mean, what’s with the music?

  22. Jessica Simpson Breasts Titties Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I love this “women of God” yet they flaunt there bodies like whores! Hypocrite they are. I don’t mind them by all means, but practice what you preach you filthy media whore :-).

  23. margaret

    Jug O Titty.

    Fahhhhve Dallahs.

    Wall Morht.

  24. I’m Mel Gibson and I approve these sugar tits.

  25. RichPort

    I’d like three pickets to Tittsburg, and I’d like my change in nipples and dimes…

  26. gen

    Tits On Toast!

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