Jessica Simpson’s breasts breast Breastica Breast Breastson breast breasts signature fragrance breast video commercial breasts made breasts with breasts in them and the breasts were like breasts. Big ol’ titties.
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Fish, you are a true genius with words n’ shit..
Those words and the comments are the only reason I come here. I mean, sure it’s fun to laugh at overprivileged people acting like idiots, but there are plenty of places to do that online. It’s the commentary and the subsequent user comments that have caused this place to burrow itself into a special little place in my heart.
Me too. I love Fish and Photoboy and I love you guys. :)
What commercial? I come here for the wordsmith-y. True genius! I just had to make a clean breast of that.
Her tits look great in the first picture; but in the second they look like really low hanging fruit.
You’re right. You should dump her, move on to someone better.
I thoroughly enjoyed that…the scene with the breasts really tied the story up nicely.
When did Joe start filming commercials?
well, I watched the commercial and near as I can tell she’s selling bottles of her breasts. possibly underboob sweat. I ordered a case.
Now, If they were to put a little more “slope” on the front of the container,
and add a realistic nipple, they could really push up sales.
Yep, so would. Always would have, always will.
“Wait…Why am I here again?”
Damn those are nice.
Thank goodness they covered her legs.
I’d really like to motorboat that perfume.
I can’t even hate with tits like these
I guess it’s a case of use ’em while you still got ’em. With two kids they probably need all the bracing up they can get, the next kid will most likely do them in (or be replaced with bolt-ons).
Jessica is such a doll. I think I’d even fuck her without her consent.
Most eloquent write up ever. She doesn’t even look like herself in this video. Then again, who looking at her face?
She’s a mouth-breather with too much face paint on.
The music is so strange. Not to mention all the breast. Before the breast I was thinking it might be some kind of travel commercial for a place like Wyoming or Montana. But then there was a lot of breast and that would be false advertising.
So the premise is: buy this fragrance, daub it between your heaving bosoms and men will be lured in to motoboat themselves into a state of oblivion Apply as needed.
Folks, it’s not the smell on the breasts that brings ’em running, it’s the breasts….big bulging home grown corn & beer nourished breasts like Jess’s.
I was wondering what the market could possibly be for all these celebrity-branded fragrances, since there are about 70,000 of them. Why would a woman choose Avril Lavigne’s Spunk of Chad Kroeger vs. Miley Cyrus’s THC Experience vs. Jessica’s Tit Fumes? But then I realized: Women don’t buy this shit. Dudes see Jessica’s tits, remember the tits when it comes time for birthday/Valentine’s Day/Love Day/whatever, buy the tit-fume, and then their lady friends promptly throw it in the garbage.
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