And Now The Part Of Jessica Simpson’s Pregnancy We’ve All Been Waiting For

December 1st, 2011 // 60 Comments

“Nobody panic, but I’m pretty sure a seam just pop- HIT THE DECK!”

Here’s Jessica Simpson with sister Ashlee and nephew Bronx Mowgli who has absolutely no idea how close he is to getting lodged between his aunt’s rapidly engorging breasts and lost forever. Which is why I’m glad a Chili’s opened up in there. Sure, he might never feel the comfort of his mother’s love again or have another chance to genuinely beat his dad at arm wrestling, but they gots ribs, and “ribs make the sad thoughts turn into yum-yums,” Auntie Jessica always says.

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  1. Govt. Cheese

    I really, really, really want some Milk!!!

  2. Cock Dr

    It would take the bravest and boldest of men to step up and motorboat those bazookas. The bruising would be brutal…and there might be permanent hearing loss.

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    Cock Dr
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    Those have moved way beyond double Ds…..she’s at the other end of the alphabet.

  4. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Ashlee Simpson
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    Motherhood has really done a number on Ashlee.

  5. I love Kelly Brook, Sofia Vergara, and Christina Hendricks tits, but it looks like they may have some competition. Jessica may have the best tits in the biz.

  6. LegMan

    Pretty hair on Jessica.

  7. catapostrophe

    When do they start production on the real-life Muppets movie? And who’s going to play Kermit opposite Jessica?

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    Dee
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    So that’s where I left those cheetos

  9. stratacat

    oi, those things are going to be hanging down by her knees if she decides to breastfeed.

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    Dee
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    Not liking Ashley’s hair or outfit.

  11. she looking so good, i’d eat the skank sisters ass just because!

  12. Frank Burns

    When your sex appeal has aged away, your music career has faded, and fashion line is as stagnant as your social relevance, you might as well try to appeal to the family market by getting preggers. Up next, a line of toddler clothing and a cookbook. Just avoid a Paltrow-esque snobbishness to your pitch and it might even work!

  13. Ego, the living planet

    Holy Jesus Lord I need them

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    JC
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    Bronx: “Difficulty….holding…head up….gravitational pull….too strong….”

  15. Venom

    Where can I download the application to be her milk tester?

  16. Deacon Jones

    (In Spanish accent)

    “I don’t always drink breast milk, but when I do, I drink Jessica’s.”

  17. socool

    What comes after ZZ?

  18. socool

    OK. SOmebody reasearch what Guiness says for the biggest boobs ever are. I think we might have a challenger.

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    Hugh Gentry
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    two divorced cunts

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    Pres. Sarkoozy
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    Goodness, can you imagine the girth of her stools?

  21. LJ

    Well at least she has enough money to have the plastic surgeon pull those things back up from her belly button once the kid jumps out and finishes drinking.

  22. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Ashlee Simpson
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    Nice, Ashlee… making your pregnant sister carry your brat. Class act.

    • Andrea

      Or her sister wants to? Because, you know… she’s an aunt? Or is that too logical an assumption?

  23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Ashlee Simpson
    Because Boobs
    Commented on this photo:

    That hat is terrible

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    The Brown Streak
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    I didn’t know Bronx was divorced.

  25. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    no more moving ads
    Commented on this photo:

    this samsung ad is the worst

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    pac
    Commented on this photo:

    Her breasts aren’t engorged… yet…. you don’t become “engorged” until a day or two after giving birth. These are just weight gain boobs. Wait until she actually gives birth. They will swell to twice this size. Poor Jess.

  27. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    “Just wait. Yours’ll suck ‘em flat just like mine did.”

  28. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    she looking so hot . http://ctlabssite.com

  29. forrest gump

    yep, must agree those lovely items are crucial in raising, folks!!

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    Suss
    Commented on this photo:

    Wowowwww! What a great nose job! I hadn’t even noticed until I saw her profile in this pic, very natural, it’s practically the same nose. She should let Heidi Whatsherlastname borrow him.
    (the obvious lack of boob comments indicate, of course, I have a vagina)

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    Help
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    That’s Ashley? I thought it was a dude. Jessica’s left boob probably weighs more than five Ashleys.

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    Hooper
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    Am i the only one who thinks she looks hotter somehow? Ha….maybe i just like big girls.

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    Hooper
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    Am i the only one who thinks she looks hotter somehow? Ha….maybe i just like big girls.

  34. paco

    Chi Chi de vaca

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    Pres. Sarkoozy
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    Hell.. she could feed an entire Sudanese town with those monsters.

  36. oh i know

    alright, these 2 (and i mean the simpson SISTERS) are not my cup of tea, but….funky looking child and painful cleveage aside, this is the best either of them have looked in a LONG TIME–makes me wanna go blonde again!! keep it up girls, bravo!!

  37. mrsmass

    how old is that kid and why is she carrying him? she’s pregnant. probably not a good idea to carry a large kid.

  38. I’ve always thought Jessica Simpson is cuter than a speckled pup and as sexy as a goddess. And I don’t think any differently now. So, if her milk duds were to end up down to her knees, I’d just flip ‘em around my head while I banged her to keep my ears warm.

  39. I bet Romo is REALLY kicking himself in the ass right now.

  40. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    Mama Pinkus
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    removes all doubt regarding implants or not – that looks EXTREMELY unnatural

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    Rick
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    Those titties are magnificent! Imagine the dark areola and long nipples. Hell YES! I wanna suck ‘em.

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    whattawhore
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    TIG ole Bittys

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    meg
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    imagine she’s naked in front of you.. imagine her boobs.. imagine how big and pinky her nipple is.. wooowww.. i just want to put my head between her breast and her pinky nipple

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    spartacus
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    oh mamma!

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    Sheppy
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    Scary part is, that kid is a new born……. makes sense now though

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