“Nobody panic, but I’m pretty sure a seam just pop- HIT THE DECK!”
Here’s Jessica Simpson with sister Ashlee and nephew Bronx Mowgli who has absolutely no idea how close he is to getting lodged between his aunt’s rapidly engorging breasts and lost forever. Which is why I’m glad a Chili’s opened up in there. Sure, he might never feel the comfort of his mother’s love again or have another chance to genuinely beat his dad at arm wrestling, but they gots ribs, and “ribs make the sad thoughts turn into yum-yums,” Auntie Jessica always says.
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I really, really, really want some Milk!!!
It would take the bravest and boldest of men to step up and motorboat those bazookas. The bruising would be brutal…and there might be permanent hearing loss.
I’m willing to take that risk.
Ill deal with the fucking hear loss, Doc
Huh? Wuzzat? Somebody say something?
Shut up, cunt
Those have moved way beyond double Ds…..she’s at the other end of the alphabet.
Motherhood has really done a number on Ashlee.
I love Kelly Brook, Sofia Vergara, and Christina Hendricks tits, but it looks like they may have some competition. Jessica may have the best tits in the biz.
Pretty hair on Jessica.
imagine how pissed she be when I came in it…
When do they start production on the real-life Muppets movie? And who’s going to play Kermit opposite Jessica?
So that’s where I left those cheetos
oi, those things are going to be hanging down by her knees if she decides to breastfeed.
Not liking Ashley’s hair or outfit.
she looking so good, i’d eat the skank sisters ass just because!
When your sex appeal has aged away, your music career has faded, and fashion line is as stagnant as your social relevance, you might as well try to appeal to the family market by getting preggers. Up next, a line of toddler clothing and a cookbook. Just avoid a Paltrow-esque snobbishness to your pitch and it might even work!
Maternity wear first. She doesn’t seem to have any yet, but I will bet money that she introduces a line before she gives birth in the spring.
mu-mu maternity wear from the jessica simpson collection
Holy Jesus Lord I need them
Bronx: “Difficulty….holding…head up….gravitational pull….too strong….”
Where can I download the application to be her milk tester?
(In Spanish accent)
“I don’t always drink breast milk, but when I do, I drink Jessica’s.”
What comes after ZZ?
Top
Niiice
OK. SOmebody reasearch what Guiness says for the biggest boobs ever are. I think we might have a challenger.
Norma Stitz
http://www.google.com/search?q=norma+stitz&hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en&prmd=imvnso&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=CEDYTu25OujZ0QH897WBDg&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CAwQ_AUoAQ&biw=1099&bih=636
Good God A’mighty…that woman could feed the whole neighborhood.
two divorced cunts
Goodness, can you imagine the girth of her stools?
she’s rocking at least 20 courics per turd
Well at least she has enough money to have the plastic surgeon pull those things back up from her belly button once the kid jumps out and finishes drinking.
Nice, Ashlee… making your pregnant sister carry your brat. Class act.
Or her sister wants to? Because, you know… she’s an aunt? Or is that too logical an assumption?
That hat is terrible
I didn’t know Bronx was divorced.
this samsung ad is the worst
Her breasts aren’t engorged… yet…. you don’t become “engorged” until a day or two after giving birth. These are just weight gain boobs. Wait until she actually gives birth. They will swell to twice this size. Poor Jess.
“Just wait. Yours’ll suck ‘em flat just like mine did.”
she looking so hot . http://ctlabssite.com
yep, must agree those lovely items are crucial in raising, folks!!
Wowowwww! What a great nose job! I hadn’t even noticed until I saw her profile in this pic, very natural, it’s practically the same nose. She should let Heidi Whatsherlastname borrow him.
(the obvious lack of boob comments indicate, of course, I have a vagina)
well im a xx chromosome carrier myself and my first thought about the pic was “nice jugs!”
That’s Ashley? I thought it was a dude. Jessica’s left boob probably weighs more than five Ashleys.
Am i the only one who thinks she looks hotter somehow? Ha….maybe i just like big girls.
Am i the only one who thinks she looks hotter somehow? Ha….maybe i just like big girls.
Chi Chi de vaca
Hell.. she could feed an entire Sudanese town with those monsters.
alright, these 2 (and i mean the simpson SISTERS) are not my cup of tea, but….funky looking child and painful cleveage aside, this is the best either of them have looked in a LONG TIME–makes me wanna go blonde again!! keep it up girls, bravo!!
how old is that kid and why is she carrying him? she’s pregnant. probably not a good idea to carry a large kid.
I’ve always thought Jessica Simpson is cuter than a speckled pup and as sexy as a goddess. And I don’t think any differently now. So, if her milk duds were to end up down to her knees, I’d just flip ‘em around my head while I banged her to keep my ears warm.
I bet Romo is REALLY kicking himself in the ass right now.
impossible…as the guy poking his stool is in the way
removes all doubt regarding implants or not – that looks EXTREMELY unnatural
Those titties are magnificent! Imagine the dark areola and long nipples. Hell YES! I wanna suck ‘em.
TIG ole Bittys
imagine she’s naked in front of you.. imagine her boobs.. imagine how big and pinky her nipple is.. wooowww.. i just want to put my head between her breast and her pinky nipple
oh mamma!
Scary part is, that kid is a new born……. makes sense now though