And Now The Part Of Jessica Simpson’s Pregnancy We’ve All Been Waiting For

The Superficial | December 1, 2011 - 4:11 pm

“Nobody panic, but I’m pretty sure a seam just pop- HIT THE DECK!”

Here’s Jessica Simpson with sister Ashlee and nephew Bronx Mowgli who has absolutely no idea how close he is to getting lodged between his aunt’s rapidly engorging breasts and lost forever. Which is why I’m glad a Chili’s opened up in there. Sure, he might never feel the comfort of his mother’s love again or have another chance to genuinely beat his dad at arm wrestling, but they gots ribs, and “ribs make the sad thoughts turn into yum-yums,” Auntie Jessica always says.

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