It’s Jessica Simpson’s Breasts And Other News

- Kate Mara doing a Rust Cohle impression? You got me. [Lainey Gossip]

- Frankie Grande’s face when he loses Big Brother is priceless. [Dlisted]

- The best responses to Ken Jennings’ asshole tweet about the handicapped. [The Mighty]

- These Dresses Couldn’t Be Any Tighter If They Tried [theCHIVE]

- Lindsay Lohan thinks she’ll be married with children and winning an Oscar in five years. [Fishwrapper]

- Apparently Drake got an emoji tattoo. [The Frisky]

- Selena Gomez is moving in with Justin Bieber. Fucking dammit… [WWTDD]

- Bill & Ted 3 is actually happening. [Death and Taxes]

- Elsa Pataky is still hot as shit. [Popoholic]

- Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks broke up. Whoever they are. [tooFab]

- Nina Agdal swimsuit photos, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jesus Christ, Derynn Lester… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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