Jessica Simpson Bought Her Own Ring

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Jessica Simpson more than likely paid for her own $100,000 engagement ring because Eric Johnson is broke from his divorce. You know, the one that was just finalized in September. Popeater reports:

“No way could Eric, who doesn’t have a job at the moment, afford to purchase such an expensive ring,” a friend of Jessica’s tells me. “Yes, he made a little bit of money in the NFL and is from a wealthy family, but unless his parents helped him out, Jessica must have paid for it herself.”

On top of that, Popeater is also claiming Jessica does not want a prenup, yet somehow this isn’t concerning people because Jessica Simpson has the self-awareness of a McRib patty:

“What’s the big deal? Jessica has more money than she can ever spend,” another friend explains. “If she wants to treat her future husband, friends or even herself to an expensive piece of jewelry, it’s her business and no one else.”

Of course, the real issue here is a bad case of the “baby-crazy.” Jessica just turned 30 in July, yet still lives a sad, childless existence while her younger, thinner little sister runs around waving a baby boy in her jowls. Which means Eric Johnson is so unbelievably set in this situation, he won’t even have to keep a straight face when he tells her it costs $1 million each time he ejaculates.

JESSICA: I don’t even know what that word means, but I get a baby, right?
ERIC: Uh huh.
JESSICA: DADDY! Checkbook.
JOE: *from inside closet* Not until I see some naked stuff first. Touch her boob!

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