There’s The Jessica Simpson I Remember

June 9th, 2014 // 27 Comments

If it seems like I keep going back and forth between thinking Jessica Simpson looks fucking fantastic and terrifying, you’re already putting way too much mental energy into a post that’s 800% about her boob window. Case in point: All these words are just to make it look like I actually do something around here. They literally mean nothing. People reports:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
In a large bowl, combine the beef, egg, onion, milk and bread OR cracker crumbs. Season with salt and pepper to taste and place in a lightly greased 5×9 inch loaf pan, OR form into a loaf and place in a lightly greased 9×13 inch baking dish.
In a separate small bowl, combine the brown sugar, mustard and ketchup. Mix well and pour over the meatloaf.
Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 1 hour.

That’s like Skeletor riding a bicycle! #BBARE BIZZLE!

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Haha! I went to college.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Terry Richardson needs to get hold of her now before she blows up again.

  2. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Legs Minidress Eric Johnson
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    Ya know, they almost look real in this photo.

  3. Thanks you for that American erection — I was feeling down w/ all of these shootings, almost forgot that SKEEEEEEEET

  4. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Legs Minidress Eric Johnson
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    … Well… yeah… I guess…

    You know, the obvious big problem here is, if you keep her by herself and only think about how she used to look like just a couple of months ago, then yeah, Simpson looks great here. But if you put her after posting pictures of SI babes all dolled up… she starts looking exactly like she used to look like just a couple of months ago.

    But hey, let’s give it up for the pair of spanx she is wearing right now – working overtime to put her gut in and her boobs out!

  5. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Legs Minidress Eric Johnson
    anonymous
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    Never been a big fan of hers but knowing she’s had two kids and how much weight she had gained at a few points, yeah— have to admit she looks great.

    And she is muscular so she lost weight the hard way by eating right and working out.

    • Ranish

      I had the same thought. I used to think she was totally lame, but good for her. She looks great and I love the fact that she’s drunk as a fart and still somewhat cool about it.

  6. PassingTrue

    Somewhere. John Mayer just leaked a little.

  7. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Legs Minidress Eric Johnson
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    “Dayammm…I DO look good. And to think my hips used to be this wide.”

  8. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Legs Minidress Eric Johnson
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    “Careful! There’s dog shit right there.”

  9. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Legs Minidress Eric Johnson
    Freebie
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    How many people does she need to walk?

  10. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Legs Minidress Eric Johnson
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    I just love those tits!

  11. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Legs Minidress Eric Johnson
    Deacon Jones
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    Are these her fat girlfriends?

  12. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Legs Minidress Eric Johnson
    o'chunt
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    For a brief moment, that shoulder and arm looked like someone’s butt and leg. *sigh*

  13. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Legs Minidress Eric Johnson
    Cock Dr
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    He does more for her than simple gamete production. Remember that so that when they break up you’ll understand why he deserves 50% of the Jessica Simpson clothing line empire cash.

  14. shes always been hot even when fat, those epic titties make up for anything

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    Nikki
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    At least Dean McDermott has found a steady job…

  16. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Legs Minidress Eric Johnson
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    Uh…she looks like Britney from 5 years ago

  17. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Legs Minidress Eric Johnson
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    We are all aware of the fact that you do nothing, Fish. And Jessica Simpson looks fucking fantastic.

  18. anonym

    Mommy, I want some milk

  19. She’s pretty and has great tits, can you really not love her?

  20. how come i only remember the fat one…

  21. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Legs Minidress Eric Johnson
    Ralph
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    Just wait about 6 months…she will blow-up like a carnival fat lady.

  22. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Legs Minidress Eric Johnson
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    Can’t rich people walk by their fucking selves?

  23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Legs Minidress Eric Johnson
    Kanye Breast
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    Say what you will about her being dumb, annoying, lacking talent, potentially fat, or what ever. those tits are sugary sweet mounds of plump goodness and you know it

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