The Jessica Simpson I Missed

Alright, folks, Photo Boy is going to attempt his return tomorrow, and along with him The Crap We Missed. So here are Jessica Simpson’s breasts to complete my epic trilogy Blondes With Crazy Ginormous Boobs Because I Need Pageviews. However, if Photo Boy only gets five minutes of sleep between now and then, expect a quadrilogy. Or some sort of breasts in your face. Listen to me, we’re gonna get through this. Somehow…

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