Yesterday afternoon, you couldn’t hit a celebrity site without seeing new pics of Ashlee Simpson in a bikini while on vacation with the entire Simpson clan in Hawaii, so naturally Jessica did what any pregnant sister who’s confident with her body would do in this situation: Hide inside and tweet pics of her gut in a bikini all day. Which worked because almost immediately this was all anyone was talking about, but mostly to determine if all the restrooms in Chili’s are this nice. Casual dining will never be the same.
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does she have to give that WEIGHT WATCHERS money back or does she get to keep it?
Who signs a deal with WEIGHT WATCHERS to lose a ton of weight and then gets knocked up?
That’s the question on everyone’s mind. I don’t care to see her pregnant gut (which will result in millions of dollars, just from spewing out another baby), OR her gross cow-tits.
Weight Watchers is standing behind Jessica.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/12/25/jessica-simpson-expecting-second-child/
Of course they’re standing behind her. Once her gut gets pregnant, it’s difficult to stand in front of her .
And you’d probably be separating her from Chilli’s. It’s best not to get in her way.
Ugh!… how many times do we have to endure these freakishly narrow looking so-called women? No hips, no ass.
Not attractive.
I’ll take this over freakishly fat any day.
Seriously, no.
But when is the wedding?
Is she just stringing that poor doofus along while she’s exploiting his fertilization capabilities?
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She already looks at least 7 months pregnant, this won’t end pretty.
Why does she make those expressions with her mouth? Why can’t she stop posing it??
Because she’s dumb as a rock, that’s why.
Because she’s a vapid attention-whore who thinks she looks hot when she does that? I’m just spitballing.
They photoshopped out the 64oz milkshake she was drinking.
She learned how to pose from Bret Michaels, apparently.
“You guys found my old nose????”
Where did her waist and ass go? Also if a recall well she used to have big boobs like her sister.
Her boobs were never big. That’s the magic of certain types of bras.
Damn it! At least her face looks better than Jessica’s
also, she was a little thicker back then, but when you start doing drugs, it tends to keep more weight off
but Don Zaloog makes a good point about bras, many man has broke the bank to slay a chick and got her to the hotel room and been like, “where did my betch go”
Not only is her body sort of boyish, but she is soooo ugly. Id take prego jess anyday…or any jess, her legs are thicker and more shapely than her sister…
am I the only one who was kind of hoping against hope that that Mayan apocalypse shit was real? I was, for like a full minute, then I realized there’s no fucking way we would ever be so lucky as to have some kind of disaster wipe us all out.
No, no. we must live on and continue to ruin everything we touch. There’s a lot more shit to fuck up around here.
and as proof positive of your point, what’s the first post-apocalypse news item this week? Kanye + KK spawn! we’re doomed!
Pregnant? I thought she always looked like that.
how the hell did she not end up with stretch marks, she is so short and last pregnancy she was super huge, not pregnant huge but WAY too damn huge in general…
That’s exactly what I wanted to know.
I swear celebrities have to have some secret they’re hiding because Bertney was gigantic too and didn’t get any.
Regular women get them almost 50% of the time and celebs get them almost never. That doesn’t make sense.
And yeah, she was a whale
Remember when she was fucking Billy Corgan for like 5 minutes? That was weird…
Maybe I can use her to fix my broken fence
She thinks no one will call her fat while being pregnant. Clearly unfamiliar with the internet.
She hasn’t looked hotter in years…
i’m hoping this is dry humor.
It’s over, she’ll never lose the weight. WW is probably kicking themselves for hiring this fatty to be their spokesperson. The dumb cunt got pregnant on purpose, as their was no way she was going to lose all that weight. 50 pounds my ass.
white trash.
Gross…just gross
damn she’s squared!
She looks emaciated and waistless…
She’s fucking gorgeous. You naysayers are lying if you wouldn’t marry that chick and fuck her all day long if she wanted to, pregnant even. Unless you’re gay, then that’s understandable.
Or a straight chick
Mr. Burns Goes To The Beach.
Her face looks thinner. Even though she is pregnant it looks like she is losing fat on her body.
i’m sure she is pregnant, however, that’s a fat stomach, not a pregnant stomach. nice try bitch.
Its that guy from scrubs!!!
I hope to look that good if/when I get pregnant. I think she looks gorgeous.
ewww