Everyone Kept Looking At Ashlee, So Jessica Simpson Tweeted Her Pregnant Gut In A Bikini

December 31st, 2012 // 45 Comments

Yesterday afternoon, you couldn’t hit a celebrity site without seeing new pics of Ashlee Simpson in a bikini while on vacation with the entire Simpson clan in Hawaii, so naturally Jessica did what any pregnant sister who’s confident with her body would do in this situation: Hide inside and tweet pics of her gut in a bikini all day. Which worked because almost immediately this was all anyone was talking about, but mostly to determine if all the restrooms in Chili’s are this nice. Casual dining will never be the same.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

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  1. mamamiasweetpeaches

    does she have to give that WEIGHT WATCHERS money back or does she get to keep it?

    Who signs a deal with WEIGHT WATCHERS to lose a ton of weight and then gets knocked up?

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    amir
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    Ugh!… how many times do we have to endure these freakishly narrow looking so-called women? No hips, no ass.
    Not attractive.

  3. Cock Dr

    But when is the wedding?
    Is she just stringing that poor doofus along while she’s exploiting his fertilization capabilities?

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    Mary
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    Why does she make those expressions with her mouth? Why can’t she stop posing it??

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    “You guys found my old nose????”

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    Tata
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    Where did her waist and ass go? Also if a recall well she used to have big boobs like her sister.

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    Bringbackbabalu
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    Not only is her body sort of boyish, but she is soooo ugly. Id take prego jess anyday…or any jess, her legs are thicker and more shapely than her sister…

  9. am I the only one who was kind of hoping against hope that that Mayan apocalypse shit was real? I was, for like a full minute, then I realized there’s no fucking way we would ever be so lucky as to have some kind of disaster wipe us all out.

    No, no. we must live on and continue to ruin everything we touch. There’s a lot more shit to fuck up around here.

    • Schmidtler

      and as proof positive of your point, what’s the first post-apocalypse news item this week? Kanye + KK spawn! we’re doomed!

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    ThisWillHurt
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    Pregnant? I thought she always looked like that.

  11. Mike

    how the hell did she not end up with stretch marks, she is so short and last pregnancy she was super huge, not pregnant huge but WAY too damn huge in general…

    • april

      That’s exactly what I wanted to know.
      I swear celebrities have to have some secret they’re hiding because Bertney was gigantic too and didn’t get any.
      Regular women get them almost 50% of the time and celebs get them almost never. That doesn’t make sense.

      And yeah, she was a whale

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    Daniel
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    Remember when she was fucking Billy Corgan for like 5 minutes? That was weird…

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    Juli
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    Maybe I can use her to fix my broken fence

  14. She thinks no one will call her fat while being pregnant. Clearly unfamiliar with the internet.

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    CT
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    She hasn’t looked hotter in years…

  16. Anastasia.

    It’s over, she’ll never lose the weight. WW is probably kicking themselves for hiring this fatty to be their spokesperson. The dumb cunt got pregnant on purpose, as their was no way she was going to lose all that weight. 50 pounds my ass.

  17. j

    white trash.

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    Heaher
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    Gross…just gross

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    damn she’s squared!

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    She looks emaciated and waistless…

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    Reality
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    She’s fucking gorgeous. You naysayers are lying if you wouldn’t marry that chick and fuck her all day long if she wanted to, pregnant even. Unless you’re gay, then that’s understandable.

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    Reality
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    Or a straight chick

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    Mr. Burns Goes To The Beach.

  24. Chewy

    Her face looks thinner. Even though she is pregnant it looks like she is losing fat on her body.

  25. mrsmass

    i’m sure she is pregnant, however, that’s a fat stomach, not a pregnant stomach. nice try bitch.

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    that guy
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    Its that guy from scrubs!!!

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    Dana
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    I hope to look that good if/when I get pregnant. I think she looks gorgeous.

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    mike
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    ewww

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