Jessica Simpson’s Big Awesome Breasts In A Bikini
Normally, I try to spread out the bikini posts, but normally, Jessica Simpson’s giant breasts aren’t in one, so here are those right out of the gate, which pretty much locks down this day. I’ve already done the Lord’s work so well, Jesus is here giving me a high-five. And starting to make things weird with the back rubs- *swats him away* Dude, I said my shoulders are fine. Your dad dammit.