Jessica Simpson’s Baby Is High As Shit
Everybody shut up about everything: Eric Johnson throwing Jessica Simpson’s baby 80 feet in the air is your new shiny object. Is it the cutest thing ever, or the launchpad for a thousand mommy blog posts on child tossing? The world’s your oyster here. As for me, I’m using it to link to photos of Jessica Simpson’s giant breasts because if baby photos aren’t the gateway to boobs then I should probably take this Gwen Stefani post down. Seriously, why didn’t anybody say anything? This on you.