Ace Johnson Has Landed

Jessica Simpson should really send Kim Kardashian a Thank You card because I completely forgot there was another pregnant woman out there. Also, she wasn’t comically huge this time and barely showed her breasts. Legally I could’ve declared her dead. People reports:

The Fashion Star mentor, 32, and her fiancé, Eric Johnson, welcomed son Ace Knute Johnson on Sunday, June 30, her rep confirms to PEOPLE. The middle name honors Johnson’s Swedish grandfather, the rep explains.

If this kid’s first words aren’t, “Buy war bonds,” Hitler won. On that note, according to my math, we’re three weeks late congratulating Jessica on already expecting her third baby, so apologies for that. We can’t wait to meet Guy Fieri’s Donkey Sauce. (She gets to name the next one.)

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