Jessica Pare’s In A Bikini And Jon Hamm’s Shirtless, It’s The Everyone Wins Post

October 25th, 2012 // 48 Comments

Here are a bunch of pics of Jon Hamm in a bathing suit while filming Mad Men in Hawaii yesterday except this stupid chick in a bikini won’t get out of the way. Yes, your body is super hot, lady, but could you move? Jon Hamm‘s penis might be outlined in his shorts. What’s that? You can’t? You’re stuck in its gravitational pull? Shit, I’m sorry. I didn’t even stop and think. Can someone throw her a rope? (Not you, Jon.)

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. YAAR

    More like Jessica “Pair”, AMIRITE?

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    gracie
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    eeeewwwww…..

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    Jill_Ess
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    Woo! I feel a draft! Is it hanging out the leg hole, again?

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    Cock Dr
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    This would probaby be more appealing he was in candlelight and I was under the influence of several strong alcoholic drinks.

  5. Matt

    For all of you not confused about your sexuality, this chick is hot.

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    Matt
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    What? What doesn’t everyone have an elderly, Latino man servent to help them get dressed?

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    Cock Dr
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    Jon has a rugburn. Ouch.

  8. She is ADORABLE/BEAUTIFUL/HAWT!!! She did an interview on a Quebec TV talk show (see link) and if you don’t fall in love with her watching this you are dead inside.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAmk28-J9Fc&feature=fvwrel

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    gayforhamm
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    Those bottoms are a little small. On both of them. I approve. Both of them.

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    PtC
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    Jon should leave his shirt on. That is unfortunate.

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    hoboray
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    A man who has obviously never lifted a dumbbell in anger.

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    hoboray
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    Sweet tan line. Looks like a colorized version of Rock Hudson vacationing in 1952.

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    Diablo Dude
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    It looks like a Pare is trying to beat a full house.

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    She’s got some nice titties. See her topless scene in “Hot Tub Time Machine” for reference.

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    Shoebacca
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    Why is Sam Elliott disrobing Jon Hamm? And how do I get in the middle of that manwich??

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    “Those are quite a Pare.” (rimshot).

    “Thank you, I’ll be here all week, and make sure to tip your waitresses.”

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    catapostrophe
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    Missed a spot.

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    Win, indeed!

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    Kojak
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    Beautiful face, nice boobs, but no ass…
    Sad.

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    CrashHell
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    What ever happened to some good ole fashioned Pancake Butt? Oh there it is.

  21. Neil

    Nice saggy boobs. Love it.

  22. Bob

    Her boobs are miles better than Christina Hendricks. Christina’s are just too big. They are probably a mess once free from a bra. Jessica’s look like the perfect shape and sing to you once released from a bra.

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    alnma
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    “And this is my daughter Megan…”

  24. Ass Clown

    Ewww to the chick and a YES to that Hamm!!!

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    mrsmass
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    keep the clothes on dude. this is really disappointing. plus, those shorts are too busy. i can’t see his dick outline.

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    That’s not Moby’s dick.

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    Who wears short shorts?!

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    celebutard
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    Careful. I believe sexual cannibalism is common within her species.

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    Keep mouth shut. Thanks!

  30. anonym

    Jessica is fucking hot.

    I remember her topless hot tub scene in Hot tub time machine very fondly.

    Beautiful nipples.

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    Joy
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    I hope that’s not photoshop. I hope that’s just a gloriously large penis.

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    Grand Dragon
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    It’s like she is Katy Perry but without the hideous face

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    Little Tongue
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    Hey! It’s Al Bundy! Yeah!

  34. Jade

    I admit it. I looked through all these pictures to see if Jon Hamm’s dick was hanging out the bottom of his shorts.

  35. I believe my boys here would like to know that there is a movie that has Jessica Pare and Piper Perabo doing the girl-on-girl action while Mischa Barton watches. You’re welcome. :)
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0245238/

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    Heheh He’s sucking he gut in. Well, I guess that is an accurate look for the old time flabby era.

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    Uh-oh. Looks like the cement is hardening around her feet.

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    :(
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    It looks like one boob is smaller than the other.

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    weinerface
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    Dante’s Inferno at the beach? Shark has been jumped, folks.

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    Alex
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    January! Get off my dick. Your cold hands make it crawl inside my body like a frighten turtle.

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    DavyT
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    After ‘Mockingbird Lane’, Bryan Singer to helm remake of “Fantasy Island’ (Look Don, de plane! De plane!)

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    don ho
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    That pink building is the Royal Hawaiian in Honolulu

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    VERY GOOD PHOTOS

  44. Jon Hamm Shirtless Bathing Suit Jessica Pare Bikini Mad Men
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    SHOW VERY NICE

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