Jessica Lowndes Is Winning Halloween

October 28th, 2013 // 22 Comments

Jessica Lowndes is the poor man’s Megan Fox, yet she didn’t let that adversity stop her from dressing up as Poison Ivy with really awesome breasts. Granted, someone will eventually come along looking way hotter in a Halloween costume, and we’ll all completely forget about this post, but the important thing is that right now she’s giving me a whole bunch of pageviews so my life doesn’t become a prison like yours. And I say that in the nicest way possible because- eh, fuck it, no one’s reading this. *spins around in desk chair until slippers fly off*

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party
    Commented on this photo:

    is that thing supposed to make your boobs look like that or is it ill fitting?

  2. This is not offensive.

  3. Ross

    She literally has the most beautiful face I have ever seen… but who is she?

  4. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party
    Mike
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    Looks like Megan fox…. but better

  5. Is Zimmerman Writing This Crap?

    Promises, promises.

  6. Dox

    Is she dressed as a ginger?
    I think she is, I just can’t figure out how she erased her soul……

  7. JC

    Correction: Megan Fox is already the poor man’s Megan Fox.

  8. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party
    Deacon Jones
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    yesss

  9. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party
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    Fuck Jessica, who’s the GF?

  10. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party
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    Again who’s the blonde GF?

  11. JJON

    so cows like kimk are famous and gorgeous girls like her are not that famous.. life sucks.

  12. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party
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    She looks better than Megan Fox to me.

  13. Mike Walker

    Have I told you how poor I am?

  14. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party
    Mike Walker
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    Fright night, indeed.

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