Jessica Lowndes Is Winning Halloween

The Superficial / October 28, 2013

Jessica Lowndes is the poor man’s Megan Fox, yet she didn’t let that adversity stop her from dressing up as Poison Ivy with really awesome breasts. Granted, someone will eventually come along looking way hotter in a Halloween costume, and we’ll all completely forget about this post, but the important thing is that right now she’s giving me a whole bunch of pageviews so my life doesn’t become a prison like yours. And I say that in the nicest way possible because- eh, fuck it, no one’s reading this. *spins around in desk chair until slippers fly off*

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