This Is What That Jessica Lowndes Jon Lovitz Shit Was All About
Yesterday, there was some horseshit going on about Jessica Lowndes and Jon Lovitz being engaged that everyone just assumed was some sort of April Fool’s Joke. Turns out it was all a stunt to promote her new weird-ass music video where she blows Jon Lovitz because God is dead. So if you’ve ever wanted to see something like that, put down your satchel of human scalps and pop a squat. Or if you’re a normal person, maybe just click on this screengrab of Jessica Lowndes naked and then do literally anything else with the next four minutes of your life. For example, I’m going to stare at this wall. This beautiful, not Jon Lovitz getting blown wall. It has paint on it and everything.