Jessica Lowndes Deserves an Award
and Other News

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- Pippa Middleton must have heard that England is getting its own version of Jersey Shore. [Popeater]

- Elizabeth Olsen is the “other one” who it looks like may turn out to be the best actress of them all. [Huffington Post]

- Bristol Palin seems different lately. [Dlisted]

- And Eva Longoria seems excited about something. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Cheryl Cole will be a judge on X Factor. [Lainey Gossip]

- Eliza Doolittle has downgraded the sexy schoolgirl look to trashy meth addict who fell out of a textile mill dumpster. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Carrie Fisher wants to wear this again. [theCHIVE]

- Olivia Wilde’s failed marriage began with an engagement at Burning Man, followed by a wedding ceremony on a school bus. What went wrong? [Fox 411]

Jonathan Rhys Myers checks into rehab but only after admitting to having clearly never seen Bambi. [ONTD]

-Adele wants to have sex with Rihanna. [IDLYITW]

- Cameron Diaz made it onto that Maxim Sexiest 100 list. Apparently biceps that could choke out a gorilla was part of this years criteria. [Popoholic]

- Insane Clown Posse didn’t really care for Water For Elephants. And I was totally going to see it before reading this! [FilmDrunk]

- Dangerous women who are not Sandra Bullock in Jesse James’ driveway holding a shotgun. [Heavy]

- At least Mariah Carey didn’t go this route. [BuzzFeed]

- The 50 Hottest Ring Girls Ever [Bleacher Report]

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