Jessica Lowndes Deserves an Award
and Other News

May 5th, 2011 // 27 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Pippa Middleton must have heard that England is getting its own version of Jersey Shore. [Popeater]

- Elizabeth Olsen is the “other one” who it looks like may turn out to be the best actress of them all. [Huffington Post]

- Bristol Palin seems different lately. [Dlisted]

- And Eva Longoria seems excited about something. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Cheryl Cole will be a judge on X Factor. [Lainey Gossip]

- Eliza Doolittle has downgraded the sexy schoolgirl look to trashy meth addict who fell out of a textile mill dumpster. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Carrie Fisher wants to wear this again. [theCHIVE]

- Olivia Wilde‘s failed marriage began with an engagement at Burning Man, followed by a wedding ceremony on a school bus. What went wrong? [Fox 411]

Jonathan Rhys Myers checks into rehab but only after admitting to having clearly never seen Bambi. [ONTD]

-Adele wants to have sex with Rihanna. [IDLYITW]

- Cameron Diaz made it onto that Maxim Sexiest 100 list. Apparently biceps that could choke out a gorilla was part of this years criteria. [Popoholic]

- Insane Clown Posse didn’t really care for Water For Elephants. And I was totally going to see it before reading this! [FilmDrunk]

- Dangerous women who are not Sandra Bullock in Jesse James‘ driveway holding a shotgun. [Heavy]

- At least Mariah Carey didn’t go this route. [BuzzFeed]

- The 50 Hottest Ring Girls Ever [Bleacher Report]

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  1. That chick is pretty hot, who is she?

  2. Richard McBeef

    Did she look directly at the ark or what the fuck is going on with her face?

  3. Deacon Jones

    She’s hot, in a slutty type of way.

    Her and her slut friend would make a great bukkake movie.

    And what happened to her right shin after the red carpet, it’s all fucked up.

  4. I think I have a different definition of ‘topless’ than most people.

  5. Polk

    Head too big for her body.

    This chick will be forgotten in 6 months.

    • Uncle Caw-yin

      Pretty much completely the opposite with all the (well deserved) exposure she’s been getting here lately.

  6. Jessica Lowndes FHM Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn sexy

  7. Every since Shannon Doherty and her misaligned eyes, 90210 has been the foremost launching pad for chicks with askew faces. Kudos to them for hiring the handicapped!

  8. oj

    Looks like someone gave her an Indi.., oops strike that, a Native American burn, on her ankle.

  9. See Alice

    Where is the topless photo of Pippa ? . ….. US magazine are imbeciles !

  10. Drundel

    Who’s the chick in black?

  11. Jessica Lowndes FHM Awards
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    What dress is that? I want to buy that for my wife.

  12. Jessica Lowndes FHM Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, we know you have no eyebrows. A little subtlety is a good thing.

  13. Jessica Lowndes FHM Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    this girl is gorgeous.

  14. Brooke

    Didn’t we already have something about Carrie Fisher wanting to wear that again? Ah well, vacation mode.

    The chick above is all right, but she could wear a more flattering dress. I have no idea who she is, but that’s probably for the best.

  15. the captain

    unless you like honest women.

  16. kara

    is it just me or are her boobs reallt far apart?

  17. scustin femmeberlake

    just close your aereolas and tap your nubs together three times… and think to yourself, “there’s no place like britney’s chest… there’s NO place like britney’s chest.”

  18. Jessica Lowndes FHM Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    the girl in the back is hotter than jessica

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