Jessica Lowndes’ Boobs Were All Over Cannes

There’s a constant assertion that Fish and I have imagined a narrative where we get told to “Stick to tits!” as soon as we open our liberal yaps about topics that deserve a more moderate, centrist response. For example: We take the extreme progressive position that we think cops shouldn’t beat people to death. To which the counterpoint is usually “Don’t be a criminal, don’t die by police. You’re a tit blog anyway, etc.” I could link to proof of this happening every single time, but I’m not here to provoke. I’d like to deescalate this tension with a peace offering of Jessica Lowndesboobs hanging out all over Cannes. I’m not even sure she’s in any of the films, but if she is, let’s hope her roles aren’t just male-gaze bullshit where she prances around in a biki– *gets shoved down mountainside* AS… YOUUU… WIIIIISH…

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