- Girls who love to have fun are why the sky stays way the hell up there. [theCHIVE]
- Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson photographed holding hands again! OMG! IT’S LIKE THE MOVIE! [Lainey Gossip]
- Just Don Draper and Harry Potter in a bathtub together. Nothing to see here. [Dlisted]
- New Playstation ads feature a woman with breasts in the front AND back. George Lucas really did fix the future! [BuzzFeed]
- Lea Michele doesn’t have breasts, so she’s tweeting the next best thing. [Popoholic]
- Kelly Osbourne was Katy Perry for Halloween. [TooFab]
- Celebslam’s 2012 Celebrity Halloween Costume Roundup [Celebslam]
- Adriana Lima in lingerie, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]
- Vince Vaughn wants to be an action star now. [FilmDrunk]
- Berenice Marlohe (The new Bond girl.) does FHM. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- When Clint Eastwood accepts your money for an endorsement, dammit, he sees it through. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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That’s a very sexy mermaid. I’ll have to keep track of this one.
That explains the fishy smell.
This isnt Jessica Burciaga!! Jessica is way more beautiful!
on the left side is Jessica Burciaga!!!
Hot Asian chicks and big breasts go together like chocolate and peanut butter……YUM!
Fake tits go with hot asian chicks.
I went to that event! Believe it or not I saw her… then got beat up for feeling shellfish.
Man, an ass to boot too!
Oh I get it. She’s a seawhorse.
Wow, these other girls would definitely require some heavy drinking to look at, lol
Easy to win when even without a costume you look like the lead dancing girl in the sultan’s harem.
How can u make the same mistake over and over again! THIS ISN’T JESSICA BURCIAGA!!!!!
I don’t know what a Burciaga(?) is or how to day it, in fact I have never heard of one before this moment but damn, all of a sudden do ever I want one…
So the Asian chick’s not Jessica whoever? Don’t care! Asian chicks hotter.
Need to redefine “ridiculously hot” because there only two hot chicks in this photo and two hot chick “friends.
Need to redefine “ridiculously hot” because there only two hot chicks in this photo and two hot chick “friends.
And now you know why decent looking chicks hang out with busted-ass hoes.
YES……yessss
Ewww. Not hot.
I don’t care for flippopipinos
pretty damn gross actually
After seeing all the other woman, could there be another winner. I mean all the others are tranny look-alikes.
Is that Charmane Star? Looks a lot like her but I don’t remember her being that chesty and she didn’t mention it on her twitter.
It’s Daphne Joy.
I’d take the one on the far right, given a choice.
I changed my mind.
i’d love to jizz on them, respectfully
wine bottle penis
titty whores
Yowzers!
She won my heart.
And I have trophy to give her.
The Little Mermaid grew up…and filled out…and vagazzled
She should’ve hoisted up that shell top a little more. It looks like its falling off. Maybe she’s hoping for a nip slip but it just looks awkward. Other than that, very cute.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Hoist ‘em up. It looks pretty painful and droopy, and also sharp and crushy on her poor yams. Like a mammogram machine.
*correction, Jessica is less beautiful and by that i mean. TITS TITS TITS.
Just where was Crackie Lohan over Halloween?
Oh, that’s right, she is respectable now.
For the curious: Daphne Joy
My Korean wife has no boobs. Where do these secret Asian chicks come from?
she could breast feed a creche
Boy she sure has a SPLENDID FIGURE! I’d love to fondle he allover once. ;-)
ANGELS!
She sure has GREAT BOOBS!!! ;-* muuaahhhhhh!!!!
The chick in the gold outfit’s name is Debbie Sath.
Correction: her name is Daphne Joy.
https://twitter.com/DaphneJoy
WOWIE!!!
I’d do anything to fondle your ‘Assets’ once Sweetheart!
Hey Baby ur JUST GORGEOUS!!!!
WOWZER!
Justene Jaro is her name.
NOT Angeles City in the PI ???????????
They look like dudes
Holy Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! I want to slide my peen in between those fake bosoms and lay siege to her Va-Gine like Seal Team 6 droppin’ heat and Osama’s compound.
What would you do with other 23 hours and 58 minutes of your day?
Clever. Hope that’s working out for you in life.
^I’m sure it works out just as great as it does for people who think they can steal lines from Fight Club because nobody ever saw that movie, right?
It’s definitely not a direct quote.
Tyler Durden: How’s that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then…
good lookin’ Chola Devil.
2 out of the 3 look like they suffer from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
Looks like the cop just smelled something nasty.
Just another night out on the town for those “Classy Whores”!