Jessica Biel’s Probably Pregnant
The biggest rumor going around right now is that Jessica Biel is probably pregnant which was only fueled more by the editor of InStyle publicly congratulating her on her “impending motherhood,” and Justin Timberlake showing up to the amfAR Gala without her. On top of that, you’ve got these photos that cost way more than I can afford, so fortunately I have these two-year-old bikini photos of her butt which are sort of like clues. Maybe the ocean is the father? Did anyone think of that? No, it’s always about you.