Jessica Biel Is Pregnant. For Real.

It seems like only six days ago I wrote a post about Jessica Biel being pregnant, and that’s because I did because butt photos: whatever gets them on the site. But this time, there’s an “official” announcement from Us Weekly, so now we can all sleep at night knowing that, yes, Justin Timberlake has in fact banged his wife enough times to finally make a stork put a fetus in her uterus-box. Just try not to think about how much you spent on Ambien. That’s over now. It’s in the past. You did what you had to do and no one’s judging you. For all we know, he could’ve been not fucking her. There was just no way to tell.

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